What happens at the edge — part 2 of 2
The swelling a membrane cannot stop
Give the thing a membrane holds back an electric charge and the small ions that can cross are no longer free to distribute themselves. Two conditions — neutrality on each side, and equal chemical potential for the salt — fix where every ion goes, and they leave the charged side with more particles than the other. That excess is what holds a joint apart, and it is why a cell has to spend a third of its energy pumping.
The film that goes black before it bursts
A soap film drains, runs through every interference colour, and then stops reflecting anything at all. The black patch is not a hole and not a film about to break: it is the thinnest and most stable state the arrangement has, held apart by a pressure between its two surfaces that only exists at distances of nanometres.
The distance where a field changes its mind
An oscillating source has three fields around it, falling as the inverse cube, the inverse square and the inverse first power of distance. They are all equal at one radius, and that radius is the wavelength over 2π — a number containing nothing about the source at all. Inside it a source mostly stores energy; outside it, mostly loses it, and the two behaviours are different technologies rather than different strengths.
The reflection that changes the wavelength
An internal wave's frequency fixes the angle its energy makes with gravity, so a sloping wall cannot send it back the way a mirror would. The reflected beam leaves at the same angle to the vertical rather than the same angle to the wall, its wavelength changes by a factor that diverges when the slope matches the ray, and in a closed basin the changes accumulate until every ray in the fluid lies on one line.
The angle that is two angles
Snell's law survives a complex index by giving a complex answer, and a complex angle is not an angle. What the phase-matching argument actually fixes is the tangential wavenumber, and when the medium absorbs, the surfaces of constant phase and the surfaces of constant amplitude stop being parallel. In silver at 550 nanometres the phase fronts run within four degrees of the surface while the amplitude decays straight into it.
The pore that fills from dry air
Water condenses when the air is saturated — on a flat surface. Over a curved one the vapour pressure is different, higher over a drop and lower over a meniscus, and in a pore a few nanometres across it is low enough that the pore fills with liquid from air at half humidity. The water it holds is under a tension of a hundred megapascals, and the pore empties at a lower humidity than it filled at, for a reason that needs no roughness at all.
The bias no battery supplies
Drive an electrode in a plasma through a capacitor with a perfectly symmetric waveform and it charges to a steady negative voltage almost as large as the waveform's own amplitude. No direct current flows anywhere and no battery is connected. The plasma's sheath lets electrons in far more easily than it lets them out, and every semiconductor wafer etched in the last forty years was held at a voltage made that way.
The counterions that never leave the chain
Dilute a solution of DNA a million times and its counterions ought to scatter through the whole volume. Three quarters of them do not. A line of charges closer together than the Bjerrum length — 0.71 nm in water — holds on to its counterions however much room they are given, until the chain's charge is cut back to one per Bjerrum length, and every osmotic pressure, swelling gel and packed virus built from such chains is set by that length rather than by the chemistry.
The latitude past which a tide cannot split
The ocean's internal tide carries about a terawatt, and somewhere it has to be broken into waves small enough to mix the water. One of the ways it breaks is by pumping waves at half its own frequency, the way a child on a swing pumps at twice the swing's. Those half-frequency waves cannot exist where the planet's rotation forbids oscillations that slow — poleward of 28.8° for the semidiurnal tide — so the route has an edge on the map, fixed by the Moon's period and the Earth's spin.
The load nobody applied
A redundant structure develops forces with nothing on it. Change its temperature and the same extra constraint that made statics unanswerable also refuses the expansion — and a restrained steel member reaches its yield stress after a hundred and four kelvin, a figure that contains no length, no area and no load.
Two tails that swap everything
Bring two guides close enough for their evanescent tails to overlap and they do not leak a little power into each other. They exchange all of it, and then exchange it back, over a length fixed by the splitting between two modes that belong to neither guide — so a coupler is cut to a length rather than tuned to a ratio, and the length depends exponentially on a gap of a few hundred nanometres.
The body that displaces two things
Every earlier argument has a body wetted by one fluid, so the displaced weight is a volume times a density. A body at an interface displaces two, and what holds it is the *difference* between them — so the same block is held six times less stiffly at an oil–water boundary than at an air–water one. In a continuously stratified column the neutral depth becomes stable, which is the exact opposite of the compressible case.
How big now is
Three earlier arguments have established that a global now is a choice, that part of the choice is convention, and that for a rotating observer no consistent global choice exists at all. What survives is a size. Every observer has a local now, and how local is computable: on the rotating Earth it is 785 kilometres to the nanosecond, and a freely falling frame is inertial over the tolerance times the distance to the centre, divided by two.
The crystal made of moments
A stack of layers that repeats in space refuses a band of frequencies and reflects them. A medium that repeats in time — its refractive index swung up and down everywhere at once — refuses a band of wavenumbers instead, and a wave with a wavenumber in that band does not reflect. It grows, exponentially, drawing on whatever is swinging the index. The construction is exact, the gap is computable from one period of the modulation, and the obstacle to building one for light is how fast a material would have to change.
The wave that holds a ship back
In 1893 the polar ship Fram, which could make four or five knots, was held to about one in a calm Arctic sea with nothing visible in the water. The sea was layered — a metre or two of fresh meltwater over salt — and the ship was making a wave on the boundary between the layers, a wave that travels at about a knot and carries away almost all of a slow ship's power. Below that speed the drag is a hump no steady thrust can climb; above it the wave cannot keep up and the drag falls away.
The angle at which total reflection stops being total
Coat the back face of a glass prism with fifty nanometres of gold and total internal reflection still returns almost all the light — except at one angle, where the reflection of one polarisation falls nearly to zero. The light has gone into an electron wave bound to the far surface of the gold, and because that wave's angle depends on whatever touches the gold, the missing reflection has become one of the most sensitive balances in biochemistry.
The absorber whose bandwidth is its thickness
A metal plate reflects everything, and a surface that must swallow a radar wave instead has to be a match between free space and a short circuit. A resistive sheet a quarter-wave in front of the metal does it perfectly at one frequency. Widening the band takes more sheets and more depth, and a theorem says why that is not a failure of design: for any absorber backed by metal, the total absorption over all wavelengths is fixed by its thickness, and by nothing else except its permeability.
The colour fringe no aperture can close
A lens bends blue light more than red, and that one fact produces two different faults. One puts the blue focus nearer the lens than the red, and closing the aperture shrinks it. The other puts the blue image of an off-axis point nearer the centre of the frame than the red one, and closing the aperture does nothing at all, because it is carried by the one ray every aperture keeps. It is why photographs have coloured fringes in their corners and not in their middles, and why a lens designer who cannot remove it with glass can sometimes remove it with symmetry, or with a distance.
The window a diamond is cut inside
A well-cut diamond sends back out of its top most of the light that falls on it, and it does so without a single silvered surface. Light entering the top is totally reflected at one sloping face of the pavilion below, again at the opposite face, and then has to leave through the top — where it must not be totally reflected. Each of those three is a condition on one angle, and together they leave a window a dozen degrees wide inside which a stone looks bright and outside which it looks glassy. The window is wide for diamond and nearly closed for glass, which is why a cutter's skill cannot make glass sparkle.
The melting curve that has to arrive flat
The slope of every line on which two phases coexist is their difference in entropy divided by their difference in volume. The third law says that entropy differences vanish at absolute zero, so every such line — melting, boiling, a superconductor's critical field — must reach the bottom of the temperature scale lying flat. Helium-3 reaches it in the strangest way available: below a third of a kelvin its solid is more disordered than its liquid, the melting curve runs backwards, and squeezing the liquid into solid absorbs heat. That backwards curve was the refrigerator in which superfluid helium-3 was found, and it is now the definition of temperature below one kelvin.
The walls a rinse pulls together
Every result about capillary rise assumes the walls hold still. Make them thin enough and they do not. The water between two walls is below atmospheric pressure, so it pulls them together, and as the gap narrows the suction grows. Beyond a critical height or length the walls cannot push back and they snap shut. It is why wet hair clumps, why a paintbrush comes out of water as a point, and why a chip factory cannot rinse lines of resist taller than about three times their width without laying them flat.
The mirror that lights a tenth of a micrometre
Total internal reflection sends back every photon, and it leaves behind a field in the medium beyond that dies away within a fraction of a wavelength. Put a living cell on a coverslip and reflect a laser inside the glass, and that field lights only the hundred nanometres of the cell pressed against the glass: the membrane, and the proteins moving in it. Nothing else glows. The same field works in reverse. A molecule close to the glass sends part of its own light into angles no ray from the water could reach, and how much it sends there says how close it is.
The barrier the metal cannot choose
Put a metal on a semiconductor and a barrier forms at the interface. The obvious theory says its height is the difference between the metal's work function and the semiconductor's electron affinity. Platinum and aluminium differ by nearly an electronvolt and a half in work function, so they should make wildly different contacts. On silicon and gallium arsenide they do not: nearly every metal gives nearly the same barrier. Bardeen explained why in 1947. A thin layer of electronic states at the interface screens the metal, and it takes only a few such states per hundred surface atoms to pin the barrier wherever they put it.
The handedness a mirror cannot keep
Maxwell's equations in empty space do not change if the electric field is turned partly into the magnetic field and the magnetic partly into the electric. A symmetry that exact must hand over a conserved quantity, and this one hands over the handedness of light — how many more photons spin one way than the other. Every mirror breaks it: circularly polarised light comes back from a mirror with its handedness reversed. Only a material that responds to the magnetic field exactly as strongly as to the electric one keeps it, and such a material, it turns out, sends nothing straight back.
The index that falls below one
Glass bends light because light is slower in it. X-rays are not slower in glass, or in anything: every material's refractive index for them is slightly less than one, by a few parts in a million. Everything about X-ray optics follows from that small number with the wrong sign. A lens that focuses them must be thinner in the middle than at the edges, and so weak that dozens are stacked in a row. A mirror reflects them only if they arrive at a glancing angle of less than a degree — totally, from the outside, the reverse of the way a diamond traps light — which is why the mirrors of an X-ray telescope are long, nested barrels rather than dishes.
The melting line that turns round
Squeeze water and it freezes at a lower temperature — the backwards slope of its melting line, and the reason ice floats. Keep squeezing and the slope reverses. Past two thousand atmospheres ordinary ice gives way to a denser ice, then another, and from there on every ice melts at a higher temperature under more pressure, exactly as a normal substance's does. At twenty thousand atmospheres water freezes into an ice that is still solid at a hundred degrees Celsius; at two hundred thousand, one still solid at four hundred. The famous anomaly belongs to one ice out of five, and the same relation that explained it explains its end.
The lever that lets air speak to water
Sound in air striking a surface of water is almost entirely reflected: 99.9 per cent bounces off, which is why a swimmer underwater hears the world above as a muffled murmur. The inner ear is filled with fluid, and the eardrum faces air, so every land animal has the problem of getting sound across that boundary. The answer is three tiny bones and a difference in area, which together multiply the pressure about twenty-fold and turn a thousandth of the power into nearly half. The middle ear is an impedance transformer, the mechanical twin of the one in every radio, and it works best over just the band where speech carries its meaning.
The heat that crosses a gap too narrow for light
Stefan and Boltzmann's law is usually read as a ceiling: no surface can radiate more heat than a perfect black body at the same temperature, 6.1 watts per square metre for every degree of difference at room temperature. It is a ceiling only for surfaces that are far apart. Bring two of them closer than the wavelength of their thermal glow and they begin to exchange waves that never leave either surface — waves that cling to it and die away within a wavelength — and those waves tunnel across the gap. Two plates of silicon carbide ten nanometres apart exchange fifteen hundred times what two black bodies can, almost all of it in a single colour, and the colour is the one in which silicon carbide is too shiny to glow at all.
The sand that darkens when it is wet
Wet sand is darker than dry sand, a wet stone darker than a dry one, a splashed pavement darker in patches, and a wet white shirt turns grey and then see-through. Water is clear and absorbs almost nothing, so it cannot be adding darkness. What it does is change where the light goes. A film of water on a surface traps light that has been scattered back up, returning most of it for another chance to be absorbed. Water in the pores between grains replaces air with something closer to the grains' own refractive index, so each grain turns light aside less, and light wanders deeper before it gets out. Both lengthen the path, and on a longer path more light is absorbed by the material that was there all along.
The boiling curve that turns back
Heat a surface under water and more heat flows from it the hotter it gets — up to a point. Past about twenty degrees above boiling the bubbles crowd together, merge, and begin to blanket the surface with vapour, and from then on a hotter surface passes less heat, not more, until by a few hundred degrees above boiling it is wrapped in an insulating film and passes fifty times less than it did at its best. Shigeo Nukiyama found the turn in 1934 by melting wires. It is why a water drop skates for a minute on a very hot pan but vanishes in two seconds on a merely hot one, and why every boiler, steam generator and water-cooled reactor is designed around a number called the critical heat flux.
The frequency the sky returns only at a slant
The ionosphere turns back any radio wave below its plasma frequency, about eight megahertz on a summer afternoon, and lets anything above it out into space — if the wave is sent straight up. Send a fourteen-megahertz wave up at a slant and it comes back down, a thousand kilometres away. Only the part of the wave's motion across the layer has to be stopped, and that part is the frequency times the cosine of the angle. The rule turns one frequency into a range of them, sets the highest frequency that can reach any given distance, and leaves a ring of silence round every short-wave transmitter, inside which it cannot be heard at all.
The cereal that gathers at the edge of the bowl
The last few pieces of cereal in a bowl of milk clump together and drift to the side of the bowl. Nothing is pulling on them but the milk's surface. Each floating piece bends the surface round itself, and a second piece sitting on that bend has somewhere to slide: like menisci attract, unlike menisci repel, and the reach of the force is a few capillary lengths, 2.7 millimetres for water. The arithmetic is the arithmetic of charged lines in two dimensions, screened by gravity, and it says why leaves gather on a pond, why bubbles on coffee drift to the cup's rim, and why particles smaller than about ten micrometres do not clump this way at all.
The spark that needs room to start
Air is an excellent insulator until it is not, and the usual statement of when — three megavolts a metre — is true only for gaps of about a centimetre. A gap breaks down when one electron's avalanche of ionisation sends back enough ions to the cathode to free one more electron, and that condition depends on the pressure and the gap only through their product. The result is a curve with a floor: about 330 volts in air, below which no gap of any width will spark, and above which both a thinner gas and a denser one insulate better.
The window a spinning magnet floats in
No arrangement of fixed magnets can hold another magnet still in mid-air, and a spinning top made of a magnet floats above a magnetised base for minutes. The spin does not cancel the theorem; it changes what the top's energy depends on, from one component of the field to the field's strength, which can have a minimum. But the minimum exists only in a band of height a few millimetres thick, for a weight right to a couple of per cent, at a spin neither too slow nor too fast, and the well holding the top is about as deep as the energy of a twenty-gram weight dropped fifty micrometres.
The sound sand carries faster the deeper it goes
A solid carries sound at a speed set by what it is made of. A heap of quartz grains is made of quartz, and near its surface it carries sound more slowly than the air above it. The grains are not the solid; their contacts are, and a contact between two spheres grows stiffer the harder it is pressed. So the speed of sound in dry sand rises as the sixth root of the load on it — from about air's speed a few centimetres down to twice that at six metres — the paths of sound in a beach curve back up to the surface, and a water table is a mirror to one kind of wave and almost invisible to the other.
The rough surface that is a mirror at a glance
A sheet of office paper is matt from above and shines when sighted along its surface. A choppy sea scatters a radar beam from overhead and returns it like a mirror near the horizon. An X-ray mirror polished to a third of a nanometre is still rough to X-rays except at angles below a degree. All three are one rule: two rays reflected from points at different heights differ in path by twice the height times the sine of the grazing angle, so roughness is measured in wavelengths times that sine — and every surface, however rough, is a mirror for light that skims it closely enough.
The film whose thinnest point sets the flow
Leave a beaker of superfluid helium standing in a bath and it empties itself, the liquid creeping up the inside wall as a film eighty atoms thick, over the rim and down the outside. The film itself is nothing special: ordinary liquid helium coats the wall just as thickly. What is special is that it flows without friction, and so its flow is set not by how hard it is pushed but by how fast it can go. The level falls in a straight line rather than slowing as it nears the bath's, and the whole flow is decided at one place, the rim, where the film is thinnest and has to run fastest.
The tone the whole Earth rings at
The ground conducts and so does the ionosphere, eighty kilometres up, and between them lies a waveguide the size of the planet. Two walls, unlike a pipe, carry waves of any length, so the guide takes radio waves forty thousand kilometres long — longer than the world is round — and, closed on itself, it rings. Lightning strikes fifty times a second and keeps it ringing at about 7.8, 14.3 and 20.8 hertz. Perfect walls would put the tones at 10.6, 18.4 and 25.9; the difference is the ionosphere, a ceiling that leaks.
The drop that runs to the narrow end
Put a drop of water into a glass tube that narrows towards one end and it moves, on its own, towards the narrow end — horizontally, with nothing pushing it. Francis Hauksbee reported it to the Royal Society in 1712, and the explanation is two curved surfaces pulling with different strengths: each meniscus lowers the pressure of the water behind it by an amount that grows as the tube narrows, so the end in the narrower part sucks harder. A drop of mercury, which does not wet glass, goes the other way. Which way a drop goes depends on the cosine of one angle, and, for a short drop, on its length.
The cold reservoir overhead
On a clear, still night a car roof can grow frost while the air around it is several degrees above freezing. Nothing in the air is cold enough to freeze water. The roof is radiating its heat upward to a sky whose radiation back is that of something twenty degrees colder than the air — part of it the cold upper atmosphere, part of it space itself, seen through a window in the infrared where the air is transparent. The clear sky is a cold reservoir available everywhere, and it can be used: to make frost, to cool buildings below the air temperature even in sunshine, and in principle to run an engine at night.
The beam that focuses itself
In glass the refractive index rises very slightly with the intensity of the light, so a beam that is brightest in the middle writes a converging lens into the glass it is crossing. Diffraction spreads it at the same time. Both effects grow in the same proportion as the beam is narrowed, so neither can win by a change of size — only by a change of power. Above a critical power, 4.3 megawatts in fused silica, the beam is forced to collapse within a finite distance, and every high-power laser is built around not letting that happen where it is not wanted.
The spinning fluid that becomes a cigar
A ball of fluid held together by its own gravity flattens when it spins, as the Earth bulges at the equator. Spin it faster and it flattens further, into a lens — but only up to a point, and long before that point something unexpected happens. In 1834 Jacobi found that a fast-spinning fluid can also take a shape that is not symmetric about its axis at all: an ellipsoid with three different axes, stretched along its equator, tumbling end over end. Past a definite spin the stretched shape has less energy than the flattened one, and a body that can shed energy will choose it.
The radio that only heavier electrons can make
Above every aurora the Earth broadcasts a gigawatt of radio that no one on the ground can hear. It comes out just below the frequency at which electrons circle the field there, and it is a maser — amplified by the electrons themselves. The surprise is what makes the amplifier work. Without relativity it could not: summed over every electron, a wave at the circling frequency is always absorbed. The few per cent by which a fast electron is heavier, and circles more slowly, is not a correction to the mechanism. It is the mechanism.
The sand whose friction depends on how fast it flows
A heap of sand stands at its angle of repose and starts to slide a few degrees steeper; between those angles there are steady avalanches, and their speed is decided by one number. The inertial number compares how long a grain takes to fall into a gap opened under it with how long the flow takes to open the gap. Friction rises with it, from the static value to a ceiling, and that single dependence explains why grains flow steadily on only a twelve-degree window of slopes, why a flowing layer has the velocity profile Bagnold measured, and why a deeper avalanche is faster — but not as a liquid would be.
The glow a thin wire wears before it sparks
Raise the voltage on a thin wire inside a metal tube and, long before anything sparks across, the wire starts to glow faintly violet and to hiss. The air right next to it is ionising, and the air a millimetre further out is not. The field round a wire falls away so fast that an avalanche of ionisation can start at the surface and find nowhere to go. That partial breakdown, corona, costs power lines energy in the rain, sets the size of the wires they are made from, cleans the smoke from chimneys and counts particles in detectors — and the field it needs is not a property of air but of the wire's radius.
The nucleus that would make positrons from nothing
Dirac's equation gives the innermost electron of an atom an energy that falls as the nuclear charge rises, and at 137 protons the formula fails outright. Real nuclei have a size, and with that correction the level does not stop: it falls through zero and on towards minus the electron's rest energy, the edge of the sea of states that Dirac's theory says are already full. It gets there at about 170 protons. Past that point an empty innermost level could be filled from the sea, and the vacuum round the nucleus would emit positrons of its own accord. No nucleus that large exists — but two uranium nuclei, for an instant, come close enough to be one.
The atom a light wave opens like a wall
Red light cannot free an electron from hydrogen: each photon carries 1.55 electronvolts and the electron is bound by 13.6. Make the light intense enough, though, and the atom ionises anyway — by absorbing nine photons at once, or, at higher intensity, by having its potential tipped over by the light's electric field until the electron tunnels out through the side. Which of the two happens is decided by a single ratio, found by Leonid Keldysh in 1964: how long the electron needs to get through the barrier, against how long the field holds still. The tunnelling side of that ratio is where attosecond physics begins.
The grounding line with nowhere to stop
Where an ice sheet flowing into the sea lifts off its bed and begins to float, buoyancy fixes how thick it is: just thick enough to touch the rock, about 1.1 times the depth of the water. The ice crossing that line goes as the 19/4 power of the thickness, so twice the depth sends out twenty-seven times the ice. On a bed that deepens inland, a grounding line that retreats a little moves into deeper water, exports more, and retreats further. No steady state can sit there, and an ice sheet whose edge reaches such a slope crosses the whole of it.
The salt that dissolves in the air's own water
Leave a dish of salt in a bathroom and it does not just clump; on a humid enough day it turns into a puddle, though no water was poured on it. Above 75 per cent humidity, common salt pulls water out of the air until it has dissolved itself. The number is not a property of salt's attraction for water in any vague sense. It is the vapour pressure of a saturated salt solution, read as a fraction of pure water's: wherever the air holds more water than that, the solution is the state with the lower chemical potential. Bring the humidity back down, and the puddle does not turn back into salt until the air is far drier — about 45 per cent.
The atom whose nucleus is a reflection
An electron set down on liquid helium cannot go in, because the helium atoms' closed shells repel it, and it cannot go far, because the liquid polarises and pulls it back with the field of an image charge. The image is weak, three-hundredths of the electron's charge. So the electron sits in a one-dimensional hydrogen atom whose nucleus is its own reflection: its levels follow hydrogen's 1/n² series at 0.66 milli-electronvolts instead of 13.6 electronvolts, and it hovers eleven nanometres above the surface. Microwaves at 126 gigahertz lift it to the next level, and a field pressing down on it tunes the line.
The column that boils from the middle
Water at the bottom of a geyser's tube is hotter than water anywhere else in it, and it is not the water that boils first. The weight of the column raises the boiling point with depth faster than the heat from below raises the temperature, so the column reaches its boiling curve partway down, under a cooler surface layer. A little boiling there lifts the water above. Everything beneath is then at a lower pressure than the one it was heated under, so it is superheated and flashes, and the eruption feeds itself: past about fourteen centimetres of water thrown out, each slug of steam makes more room than it was given.
The building that breathes through its doors
In winter the lobby doors of a tall building are hard to push open and, once open, let in a gale, though there is no wind outside. The building is a chimney. Its warm air and the cold air outside are two columns of fluid standing side by side, and the lighter one loses pressure more slowly with height, so the two pressures can be equal at only one level. Below it the outside pushes in through every crack; above it the inside pushes out. The difference is a few tens of pascals, the weight of a few millimetres of water, and over the area of a door it is the push of a strong hand — set entirely by hydrostatics, and running backwards in summer.
The shaking a uniform Earth could not carry
Early seismographs recorded a large sideways shaking that arrived after the body waves and before the Rayleigh wave, and no theory of a uniform Earth allowed it: a horizontal shear wave at a free surface reflects as itself and nothing holds it there. Augustus Love showed in 1911 that a layer does. A crust slower than the rock beneath traps the shaking between a perfect mirror at the top and total reflection at the bottom, and because the long waves reach deeper and run faster, the order in which the periods arrive is a measurement of how thick the crust is.
The dust a plasma freezes into a crystal
Sprinkle microscopic plastic spheres into a glowing discharge and each one charges itself to tens of thousands of electrons, because the plasma's light, fast electrons reach it far more often than its heavy ions. The charge holds the grains up against gravity in the sheath above the electrode, and it makes their mutual repulsion so strong compared with their jiggling that, at room temperature, they freeze into a hexagonal crystal with a lattice spacing a camera can resolve. A plasma, the hottest and most disordered state of matter, is where the most strongly ordered one was found to form most easily.
The plume that stops below the surface
Hot smoke rises, oil and gas from a seabed leak rise, and in a fluid of uniform density they would go on rising for ever. Real oceans and atmospheres are stratified, denser lower down, and a rising plume carries its own downfall with it: it rises by drawing in the fluid around it, and the fluid it draws in near the bottom is denser than the fluid it is carried up into. Its buoyancy runs out, it overshoots, and it spreads sideways at a height set only by how buoyant its source is and how strongly the surroundings are layered — a quarter power of one and a minus three-quarters power of the other.
The charge that follows no local rule
Charge on a conductor crowds where the surface curves sharply, and every high-voltage engineer rounds the edges for that reason. But curves sharply by what measure? On a conducting egg the density is exactly the fourth root of the surface's Gaussian curvature, so a tip a hundred times more curved than the waist carries only ten times the charge. On two spheres joined by a wire it is the square root, and on a flat disc the density goes without limit at the rim, where no curvature is defined. No local rule can be right, because where charge sits is decided by the whole shape at once.
The pan a better conductor will not heat
An induction hob heats a pan with currents the pan carries itself, driven by a field oscillating twenty-five thousand times a second, and it will heat a cast-iron skillet furiously while an aluminium saucepan, which conducts electricity six times better, barely warms. The better conductor is the worse load. What a pan presents to the coil is a surface resistance that goes as the square root of permeability times resistivity, and on that measure iron beats aluminium twenty times over. The same arithmetic explains why kitchen foil on the same hob can catch fire, and why a steel tip heated this way switches itself off at a fixed temperature.
The windscreen that feels the rain
Behind the rear-view mirror of most modern cars a small box decides when the wipers should run, and it does so without looking at the rain. It shines infrared light into the windscreen at forty-five degrees, steep enough to be trapped inside the glass by total internal reflection, and counts how much comes back out of the far end of the glass a few centimetres away. A raindrop on the outside changes the medium the glass is touching from air to water, and water's critical angle against glass is sixty-one degrees, not forty-one: at forty-five the light is no longer trapped, and nearly all of it leaves into the drop. The sensor measures the area the rain is touching, and the rain rate from how fast that area grows.
The eye that loses its lens in water
Eyes opened under water see only a blur, and the reason is not water in the eye or salt or murk. The human eye does two-thirds of its focusing not with its lens but with the curved front of its cornea, whose power comes from the jump in refractive index between air and tissue. Water is almost as dense optically as the cornea, and the jump all but disappears: about forty-three of the eye's sixty dioptres vanish, and the focus moves to three times the eye's own length behind the retina. A mask gives the cornea back its air; a small pupil and a hard squint buy back a little; animals that hunt in both worlds have flattened their corneas and given the work to the lens.
The pipe that carries heat as vapour
A copper rod six millimetres across and thirty centimetres long, asked to carry thirty watts from a laptop's processor to its fan, would need its hot end eight hundred degrees above its cold end. The flattened copper tube that actually does the job manages it with less than a degree. It is a heat pipe: sealed, emptied of air, and holding a few drops of water and their vapour. The water boils at the hot end, the vapour rushes to the cold end and condenses, and a wick of sintered copper powder drags the liquid back by capillarity. The heat goes as latent heat, and vapour needs almost no temperature difference to flow — which makes the pipe a thousand times better than copper, as long as its wick can keep up.
The lifetime that depends on where the mirror is
A half-life is treated as the most private fact about an atom or a nucleus, and for a nucleus that is nearly true. An excited atom beside a mirror decays faster or slower depending on how many half-wavelengths away the mirror stands, and between two mirrors closer than half a wavelength it does not emit at all. The atom has not changed. A decay is a transition to a state with a photon in it, and the room decides whether that state exists.
The rings no ray can reach
Look down from an aircraft at a cloud, and round the aircraft's shadow there may be coloured rings, centred exactly on the point opposite the Sun. Mountain climbers have seen them round their own shadows for centuries, and every drop in that cloud is a sphere of water. Yet ray optics says that a drop of water cannot send light straight back. Its best ray falls fourteen degrees short. The glory lives entirely in those fourteen degrees.
The waves that always arrive square to the beach
A storm a thousand kilometres off sends out swell in whatever direction it pleases, and that swell arrives on the beach running almost straight in. It does so whichever way the coast faces. Waves slow down in shallow water, so the part of a crest nearest the shore lags and the whole line swings round, as light does in glass. It also explains why waves shrink before they grow, and why they gather on a headland and leave the bay alone.