Approximations that lie — part 2 of 2
The wiggle faster than any wave in it
Light passing through a lens carries no detail finer than half a wavelength, because no travelling wave in it varies faster than that. It would seem to follow that the light itself cannot vary faster anywhere. It can. A sum of slow waves can be arranged to wiggle faster than any of them over a stretch of any length chosen — and to focus to a spot as narrow as wanted — provided the stretch sits between side lobes that grow exponentially with every extra wiggle.
The sea that stands lower because water gives
Water is the textbook incompressible fluid, and at the bottom of the ocean it is 4.7 per cent denser than at the top. That squeezing lowers the whole sea by about thirty metres, adds the weight of 266 metres of water to the pressure in the deepest trench, and speeds sound up so steadily with depth that it digs a channel in which a low note can cross an ocean.
The quarter cycle a turning point costs
The old quantum rule said an orbit's action is a whole number of Planck constants. It gets the harmonic oscillator wrong by exactly half a unit, the box by exactly one, and a neutron bouncing on a mirror by three quarters. Each is the same correction: a wave loses a quarter of a cycle every time it turns round smoothly, and half a cycle every time it hits a wall.
The salt that sinks through a stable sea
Warm salty water lying on cold fresh water is heavier at the bottom at every depth, and by every test of static stability it should stay where it is. It does not. Heat leaks sideways out of a thin tongue of sinking water a hundred times faster than salt does, so the tongue arrives cooled and still salty — heavier than its new surroundings — and keeps going. A column can be stable by density and unstable by diffusion, and most of the subtropical ocean is.
The drag a distant wall decides
A sphere moving slowly through a liquid has a drag that belongs to the sphere: six pi times the viscosity, the radius and the speed, and the liquid a few radii away hardly knows it is there. An infinitely long cylinder has no such drag. The equations of slow viscous flow have no solution past it at all — Stokes found this in 1851 — because a force spread over circles instead of spheres never finishes spreading. What rescues the cylinder is whatever distant thing supplies a largest length, and its drag carries the logarithm of that length for ever after.
The wrong orbit beside a right one
Every computer simulation of a chaotic system is wrong within a few dozen steps: rounding errors are stretched exponentially, and after fifty iterations of the simplest chaotic map two computations of the same equation disagree completely. Yet chaotic simulations are trusted everywhere, and for a reason that is a theorem rather than a hope. For a large class of chaotic systems the computed sequence, though it follows no true orbit from where it started, stays close to some other true orbit for as long as it runs.
The spectrum that weighs a bond
A vibrational spectrum measured near the bottom of a molecule's well gives its curvature, and the curvature says nothing about how deep the well is. Measured further up, it says everything. The levels of a real bond crowd together towards the top, the gap between neighbours falls towards zero, and the sum of all the gaps is the energy it takes to break the bond. A straight line drawn through the gaps that have been measured, and extended to zero, was for decades how bond energies were found — and for a bond with the tail of two neutral atoms it comes out a sixth short.
The drag that falls as the magnet speeds up
Drop a magnet down a copper pipe and it creeps, because the currents it stirs up in the metal pull back on it in proportion to its speed. Push it faster and the proportion fails: the drag rises to a peak and then falls away, while a second force, pointing straight up, grows to replace it. A magnet moving fast enough over a sheet of aluminium is not braked but held up, with lift thirty times its drag at the speed of a fast train, and the reason is that at high speed the metal has no time to forget the magnet has passed.
The suspension that seizes when pushed hard
Cornflour stirred into half its volume of water runs off a spoon like cream, and a fist driven into it bounces off as if it had hit a floor. The particles have not changed and neither has the water. What changes, above a threshold stress, is the kind of contact between neighbouring grains: lubricated, they slide past one another and the suspension can pack to 64 per cent before it locks; pressed into frictional contact, they lock at 58. A suspension sitting between those two numbers is a liquid when handled gently and a solid when handled hard.
The bounce an elastic plate cannot give back
Drop a steel ball on a thick steel block and it bounces almost to where it started. Drop it on a steel plate five millimetres thick and it comes back at barely half its speed, although steel on steel is about as elastic as materials get and nothing in the impact is plastic, sticky or damped. The energy has not been turned into heat. It has been turned into waves, running out through the plate faster than the ball can take them back — and a ball striking a longer rod loses energy the same way, by leaving it ringing.
The wobble that is slow because the Earth gives
Euler worked out in 1765 that a spinning, flattened Earth whose axis is knocked slightly off its figure should wobble, the pole wandering in a small circle once every ten months. Astronomers looked for a ten-month period for a century and found nothing. In 1891 Seth Chandler found a wobble of fourteen months instead. The four extra months are not an error in Euler's arithmetic. They are the Earth yielding: its bulge partly re-forms round the displaced axis, weakening the torque that drives the wobble, and the lengthening measures how soft the planet is.
The collisions the exclusion principle forbids
A copper wire holds one free electron per atom, packed a quarter of a nanometre apart and repelling one another with the full Coulomb force. It seems impossible that an electron could travel any distance through that crowd without colliding. It travels micrometres — thousands of atoms — before another electron deflects it. The collisions are not weak. They are forbidden: to collide, both electrons need empty states to move into, and in a sea filled to the brim almost none exist. The same rule makes cold helium-3 thicken as the square of how cold it gets.
The even wave train that cannot stay even
In the mid-1960s a team at the National Physical Laboratory tried to make a long, perfectly regular train of waves in a towing tank, and could not: however carefully they set the paddle going, a few hundred metres down the tank the waves had bunched into groups. Their paddle was not at fault. A uniform train of steep waves on deep water is unstable — small modulations of its height grow, the energy of many waves gathers into a few, and then, astonishingly, gives itself back. Out of that instability comes a wave three times the height of the sea around it, with no history before and none after.
The pressure that stops counting molecules
Van 't Hoff's law counts dissolved particles, and for a dilute polymer each chain is one particle, however many thousand segments it has. That is how osmometers weigh polymers. Concentrate the solution until the coils overlap and the count changes. The pressure stops depending on how long the chains are and grows as the 2.3 power of the concentration, the same for chains a thousand segments long and a hundred thousand. The unit being counted is no longer a molecule. It is a stretch of chain as long as the mesh of its neighbours allows, and it has no chemical identity at all.
The contact that slips before it slides
Static friction is supposed to hold perfectly until the load reaches μ times the normal force and then give way. Two elastic bodies pressed together do something else. Push a ball sideways on a flat with any force at all and a ring at the edge of their contact is already slipping, while the centre stays stuck. As the push grows the ring spreads inward, and gross sliding is only the moment the stuck centre shrinks to nothing. Shake the push back and forth and the ring slips each way on every cycle. The contact then loses energy though it never slides, as the cube of how hard it is shaken.
The molecule that lives outside its own well
The harmonic picture describes the bottom of a well, where a molecule vibrates near the length of its bond. The last bound level lives at the top, and when it is bound by almost nothing it is not near the bond at all. Two helium atoms whose potential well bottoms out at three ångströms form a molecule whose atoms sit on average about fifty ångströms apart, most of the time where the force between them is negligible. Such a state forgets the shape of the well that made it. Its size, its binding and the way it scatters are all set by one number, and nothing inside the well can be read from them.
The barrier the metal cannot choose
Put a metal on a semiconductor and a barrier forms at the interface. The obvious theory says its height is the difference between the metal's work function and the semiconductor's electron affinity. Platinum and aluminium differ by nearly an electronvolt and a half in work function, so they should make wildly different contacts. On silicon and gallium arsenide they do not: nearly every metal gives nearly the same barrier. Bardeen explained why in 1947. A thin layer of electronic states at the interface screens the metal, and it takes only a few such states per hundred surface atoms to pin the barrier wherever they put it.
The loss that falls as the frequency rises
Every metal conductor loses more at higher frequencies, because the current crowds into a thinner skin and meets more resistance. One wave in a round metal pipe breaks the rule. The TE₀₁ mode's electric field circles the axis and touches the wall nowhere. As the frequency rises it becomes more and more nearly a plane wave running down the middle of the pipe, and it drives less and less current in the metal. Its loss falls with frequency, to about half a decibel per kilometre at 60 GHz in a pipe 60 mm across. In the 1960s it was the best way anyone knew to send a hundred thousand telephone calls across a continent. The catch was that the pipe also carried seven hundred other modes.
The angle the uncertainty principle cannot be written for
Position and momentum trade exactly: squeeze one and the other spreads, with a product never below ħ/2. Angle and angular momentum look like the same pair and are not. A rotor in a state of definite angular momentum has zero spread in angular momentum and a finite spread in angle, π/√3, and their product is zero. Nothing is wrong with the rotor. The relation was written with a commutator that does not hold, because an angle lives on a circle and a line has no ends to wrap round. The relation that does hold measures the angle's spread by how far its average position on the circle falls short of the rim.
The value a gentle measurement returns
Couple a pointer to a spin so weakly that the pointer's shift is far smaller than its own blur, and a single run learns almost nothing about the spin. Now keep only the runs in which the spin is later found in a chosen, nearly opposite state. The kept pointers move as though the spin's value were ten, or a hundred, though it can only be plus or minus one. That weak value was predicted in 1988 and has been measured many times. It is not a hidden value of the spin, and it does not break the uncertainty principle: it is paid for exactly in discarded runs. What it does give is a way to watch a quantum system without disturbing it.
The pressure that weighs down what it holds up
In Newton's gravity a star is held up by pressure, and stiffer matter can hold up more: a star of free neutrons could reach almost six solar masses. In general relativity the pressure itself has weight. Every layer squeezed harder to hold up the layers above adds to the pull it is resisting, and past a point pressing harder makes things worse. The same gas of neutrons then tops out at 0.71 solar masses. Neutron stars twice as heavy exist, which says what their insides must be like — and no matter of any kind can hold a static body smaller than nine-eighths of its Schwarzschild radius.
The paste that forgets it was stirred
A jar of clay slurry left on a shelf sets like a jelly; shaken, it pours. That is thixotropy, and the tempting description — its viscosity falls when it is stirred — misses what makes it strange. A thixotropic paste has no viscosity at a given rate of stirring until it has been told how long it has been stirring, and under a steady push it cannot settle on a slow flow at all. Push slightly less than a critical stress and it creeps to a halt; push slightly more and it runs. Between the two there is nothing, and a paste made to flow slowly splits into a layer that flows and a layer that does not.
The index that falls below one
Glass bends light because light is slower in it. X-rays are not slower in glass, or in anything: every material's refractive index for them is slightly less than one, by a few parts in a million. Everything about X-ray optics follows from that small number with the wrong sign. A lens that focuses them must be thinner in the middle than at the edges, and so weak that dozens are stacked in a row. A mirror reflects them only if they arrive at a glancing angle of less than a degree — totally, from the outside, the reverse of the way a diamond traps light — which is why the mirrors of an X-ray telescope are long, nested barrels rather than dishes.
The ion that exists because its electrons keep apart
Add a second electron to a hydrogen atom and it holds on, by three-quarters of an electronvolt. The simplest respectable calculation says it should not — that the two electrons, sharing one orbital, repel each other more than the proton can hold them, and the ion falls apart. The same calculation gets helium's energy right to two per cent. The difference is not a failure of the method but a measure of what it leaves out: the two electrons avoiding each other. In helium that is a small correction. In the negative hydrogen ion it is the whole of the binding, and that ion is what makes the Sun opaque.
The light that pulls twice as hard as its mass
Energy has mass, E/c², and a box of light weighs that much more than an empty one. But the gravity something produces is not set by its energy alone. Pressure counts too, three times over, and light's pressure is a third of its energy — so a beam of light pulls on things beside it twice as hard as its mass would suggest. The box weighs only E/c² because its walls, straining to hold the light in, pull with a negative amount that exactly cancels the difference. Two parallel beams of light do not attract each other at all; two opposed ones attract four times as hard. And a substance whose pressure is negative enough does not pull at all — it pushes.
The pigment that absorbs less for being packed
Dissolve a dye evenly in water and it absorbs a certain fraction of the light passing through. Gather the same dye into grains — the same molecules, the same amount, in the same volume — and it absorbs less. The light has not changed and neither have the molecules. The grains shadow their own insides, and the light that would have been caught by the shaded molecules slips through the gaps between grains instead. The effect is called packaging, and it is why the chlorophyll inside large algae is worth less per molecule than the chlorophyll in small ones, and why an ocean's colour does not say directly how much chlorophyll is in it.
The target that grows as the traveller slows
Light aimed at a black hole is swallowed if it passes within about five of the hole's gravitational radii, a disc six and three-quarter times the horizon's own. A particle arriving slowly is swallowed from much further out, and the disc grows as the inverse square of its speed: dark matter drifting at 220 kilometres a second sees a target seven million times the horizon. The reason is that slow matter carries almost no angular momentum for a given aim, and angular momentum is the only thing that keeps anything out. For slow traffic the hole behaves exactly like an ordinary ball four times its own size.
The wobble that radiating makes larger
Radiation normally drains a vibration: a struck bell goes quiet because it sends its energy away as sound, and a ringing black hole settles in milliseconds because it sends its energy away as gravitational waves. A spinning star can have the opposite. A pattern that runs backward through the star's material, while the star carries it forward across the sky, has less angular momentum than the star would have without it, and every wave it radiates takes away angular momentum it did not have to give. The pattern grows. One family of such patterns, the r-modes, runs backward on every rotating star, so every spinning neutron star is unstable unless friction wins — and that may be why none has been found spinning faster than 716 turns a second.
The heat that crosses a gap too narrow for light
Stefan and Boltzmann's law is usually read as a ceiling: no surface can radiate more heat than a perfect black body at the same temperature, 6.1 watts per square metre for every degree of difference at room temperature. It is a ceiling only for surfaces that are far apart. Bring two of them closer than the wavelength of their thermal glow and they begin to exchange waves that never leave either surface — waves that cling to it and die away within a wavelength — and those waves tunnel across the gap. Two plates of silicon carbide ten nanometres apart exchange fifteen hundred times what two black bodies can, almost all of it in a single colour, and the colour is the one in which silicon carbide is too shiny to glow at all.
The ball a turntable will not throw off
Set a marble down on a spinning turntable and the expectation is that it will be flung off the edge. It is not. Placed at rest relative to the room, it stays exactly where it is, spinning on the spot while the table turns beneath it. Given a push, it moves in a circle, turning the same way as the table at two-sevenths of the table's rate, and comes back to where it started. Tilt the turntable and the marble does not roll downhill: it wanders across the slope in a chain of loops. A rolling ball on a rotating surface obeys exactly the equation of an electric charge in a magnetic field, and the two-sevenths is how much of every push goes into turning the ball rather than moving it.
The third of itself a spring carries
Every textbook gives the frequency of a mass on a spring as the square root of stiffness over mass, and every real spring has mass of its own, which the formula leaves out. The repair is famous and oddly specific: add a third of the spring's mass to the load. The third is not a fudge. It is what the spring's kinetic energy comes to if each coil moves in proportion to its distance from the fixed end, and it is good to two-thirds of a per cent even when the spring weighs as much as the mass. Where it fails, it fails because the spring has stopped being a spring and become a column of waves, with notes of its own above the bounce — the notes that make the valve springs of an engine lose control.
The sound speed a neutron star needs
Heat any gas without limit and the speed of sound in it climbs towards a ceiling: not the speed of light, but light's speed divided by the square root of three, the sound speed of a gas of massless particles. For decades it was a natural guess that no matter could beat that ceiling, since the densest matter ought to behave like a gas of free quarks. Neutron stars say otherwise. A star of twice the Sun's mass, packed into a ball twenty-five kilometres across, can only be held up if its core is stiffer than the ceiling allows — unless nuclear physics fails at densities where it is believed to hold. Somewhere inside the heaviest neutron stars, sound almost certainly travels faster than it can in any free gas.
The mixture heavier than either water
Two bodies of seawater can have exactly the same density — one cold and fresh, one warm and salty — and sit side by side without either wanting to sink. Mix them, and the mixture is denser than both, and sinks. Nothing has been added and nothing removed; the extra weight comes from the fact that water's density is a curved function of temperature while mixing averages temperature in a straight line. The same curvature, at its most extreme, is why a lake overturns twice a year and freezes from the top, and why the open ocean, too salty to have a density maximum above freezing, does neither.
The sand that darkens when it is wet
Wet sand is darker than dry sand, a wet stone darker than a dry one, a splashed pavement darker in patches, and a wet white shirt turns grey and then see-through. Water is clear and absorbs almost nothing, so it cannot be adding darkness. What it does is change where the light goes. A film of water on a surface traps light that has been scattered back up, returning most of it for another chance to be absorbed. Water in the pores between grains replaces air with something closer to the grains' own refractive index, so each grain turns light aside less, and light wanders deeper before it gets out. Both lengthen the path, and on a longer path more light is absorbed by the material that was there all along.
The boiling curve that turns back
Heat a surface under water and more heat flows from it the hotter it gets — up to a point. Past about twenty degrees above boiling the bubbles crowd together, merge, and begin to blanket the surface with vapour, and from then on a hotter surface passes less heat, not more, until by a few hundred degrees above boiling it is wrapped in an insulating film and passes fifty times less than it did at its best. Shigeo Nukiyama found the turn in 1934 by melting wires. It is why a water drop skates for a minute on a very hot pan but vanishes in two seconds on a merely hot one, and why every boiler, steam generator and water-cooled reactor is designed around a number called the critical heat flux.
The hotter start that cools first
Put two identical systems, one warm and one hot, into the same cold bath, and common sense says the warm one reaches the bath's temperature first, since the hot one has further to go. The claim that hot water sometimes freezes before warm water — the Mpemba effect — has been argued over for sixty years and does not survive careful measurement. But a cleaner version of it is real and has been observed: in systems whose relaxation has a slow route and a fast one, a hotter start can miss the slow route entirely and overtake a cooler start, exponentially. Whether a system cools quickly depends not on how far it is from equilibrium but on how much of the slowest way back it needs.
The push a millimetre ahead of the axle
A wheel rolling freely on a flat road slows down, and nothing in it slides. What holds it back is where the road pushes on it: not directly under the axle but a little ahead, because the material in front of the contact is being squeezed and pushes back harder than the material behind, which is recovering and lags. A car tyre's push is about three millimetres ahead of its axle, a train wheel's about two-thirds of a millimetre, and that offset, divided by the radius, is the whole of rolling resistance. It peaks at the speed where the time under the wheel matches the time the material takes to relax, and the same loss, at a different frequency, is what gives a tyre its grip.
The raindrop that falls at a seventh of g
A drop of water falling through a still mist, gathering every droplet in its path and with no air to slow it, does not fall at g. It settles to an acceleration of exactly a seventh of g, whatever the mist, whatever the drop, and its radius grows by the same amount for every metre it falls. Of the work gravity does on it, three-sevenths goes into the gathering and never comes back. The same reasoning gives a third of g for a chain paid out from a heap, and a single rule — g/(2n + 1) — for anything that sweeps up mass as the n-th power of the distance it falls.
The four cosines at the edge of a photograph
Photograph a plain, evenly lit wall with a wide-angle lens and the corners of the picture come out darker than the middle — by more than three photographic stops with a 14 mm lens on a full-frame camera. It is usually blamed on the lens. A perfect lens does it too, and so does a pinhole, because the light reaching the edge of an image is reduced by four separate cosines of the angle it came from: three of them pure geometry, and one the slant at which it lands. Fisheye lenses avoid most of the loss by refusing to keep straight lines straight. Every wide lens is a choice between the two.
The packet that bends with nothing pushing it
Every wave packet left to itself spreads, and every free particle moves in a straight line. In 1979 Berry and Balazs found a packet that does neither: it keeps its shape for ever, and its peak accelerates sideways along a parabola, in empty space, with no force acting. Nothing in it breaks Newton's laws — the packet's centre of mass stays exactly where it was, and only its bright head runs off, fed by a long dim tail — and the trick turns out to be the rainbow's: the bright lobe is the envelope of a family of straight rays. Thirty years later it was made with light, and then with electrons.
The four shapes a wave of gravity leaves out
A passing gravitational wave squeezes a ring of free masses in one of two patterns, and that is usually presented as the whole menu. It is general relativity's choice from a longer one. The tide a wave carries is a symmetric table of six numbers, so any theory in which gravity is geometry allows six shapes; a theory keeps two only if its graviton has no mass and nothing else rides along with it. Give the graviton the smallest mass imaginable and it gains three more states, and one of them changes how much the Sun bends light — by a quarter, however small the mass.
The field a ring of wires lets through
A cage made of wires is supposed to work almost as well as a solid box, because the field that leaks through the gaps dies away exponentially within a gap's width. The exponential is real and it is the wrong part of the story. It describes the ripple the separate wires make; underneath it the average field goes straight through, at a level that falls only in proportion to the spacing and depends on the wires' thickness through a logarithm. A cage of twelve thin wires lets a quarter of the field in.
The field a superconductor keeps after all
A superconductor is famous for throwing magnetic field out, and the experiment that showed it is the one that made superconductivity a state of matter. Most superconductors that are actually used do something closer to the opposite: they let the field in as threads, grip the threads where they are, and keep them when the field is taken away. The result is a slope of field inside the material that is as steep as the grip allows and no steeper, which is all that is needed to explain why such a superconductor has a hysteresis loop, heats up in an alternating field, can hang a magnet underneath itself, and can be made into a magnet stronger than any of iron.
The parabola that is the top of an ellipse
Every textbook throw is a parabola, the best angle is 45°, and the range goes as the square of the speed. All three are statements about a flat Earth with gravity pointing the same way everywhere. On the real one a throw is a piece of an orbit — an ellipse with the Earth's centre at one focus — and the parabola is what the top of that ellipse looks like when the Earth is large. Throw faster and the best angle falls, the range runs ahead of the formula, and at eight kilometres a second the best throw is horizontal and never lands.
The spot that outruns light and carries nothing
Flick a laser pointer across the face of the Moon and the spot it makes crosses the Moon faster than light. Nothing is wrong with relativity: the spot is not a thing, and no part of it travels from one side to the other. Each lit point is lit by its own light, sent from the hand. What makes the spot worth studying is how strange such a non-thing is allowed to be. It can be born in the middle of the screen as a pair running apart; its speed can be made infinite, or reversed, merely by watching it from a moving frame; and the composition of velocities that caps everything real has nothing to say about it.
The tide a lake makes by itself
On Lake Geneva the water at Geneva rises and falls by a few centimetres every seventy-three minutes, and the water at the far end does the opposite, as though the whole lake were a bath slopping back and forth. It is a standing wave, set ringing by wind and air pressure, and its period follows from the lake's length and depth alone. A harbour rings the same way with its mouth as a node, and it does something odder: narrowing its entrance, the obvious way to keep waves out, makes its resonance stronger.
The star whose far side can be seen
Look at a ball and half of it faces you; the other half is hidden behind it. That half is a fact about straight lines, and near a neutron star the lines are not straight. Light leaving the surface is bent round the star on its way out, so a distant observer sees three-quarters of a typical neutron star at once — and a star squeezed to 1.76 times its own Schwarzschild radius would show every point of its surface, the point directly behind it included.
The wheel whose top cannot go twice as fast
The top of a rolling wheel moves at twice the speed of its axle, and the bottom is momentarily at rest — two facts every cyclist's spokes show, blurred at the top and sharp at the bottom. Roll the wheel at a large fraction of the speed of light and the second fact survives exactly while the first cannot: the top moves at 2v/(1 + v²/c²), never as fast as light. Caught at one instant of the ground's time the spokes are bent, and over one turn the wheel advances not the circumference measured from its axle but γ times it — the rim's own length, laid down on the ground by a contact point that does not move.
The pile of glass that stops every colour
A sheet of window glass reflects about eight per cent of the light that falls on it. A pile of a hundred sheets, George Stokes calculated in 1862, should still let through a tenth, because each extra sheet only adds a little more reflection to the total. That is right for sunlight, whose colours are too mixed to interfere. For a single colour, with every sheet and every gap a slightly different thickness, the same pile lets through a thousandth, and a pile of four hundred a hundred-millionth of a millionth. Interference with random phases does not average away into the intensity sum. In one dimension it traps every wave, at every wavelength, however weak each reflection is.
The swing that dies in a straight line
A pendulum in air loses the same fraction of its swing every cycle, so its amplitude falls along an exponential and, in principle, never quite reaches zero. A mass on a spring sliding over a dry surface does something else. Its friction is a fixed force, so it loses a fixed amount of amplitude every half-swing — the swings shrink in a straight line — and it stops completely, after a countable number of swings, somewhere inside a band around its natural position whose width is the friction divided by the stiffness. Where in that band it stops depends on where it started, which is why a barometer with friction in it is tapped before it is read.
The floating ice that still raises the sea
An ice cube melting in a glass of water leaves the level exactly where it was, and the reason is exact: a floating body displaces its own weight, and the meltwater has that weight. The same argument is often used to say that melting sea ice and ice shelves cannot raise the sea. It nearly works. The ice was floating in salt water and melts into fresh, which is lighter, so the meltwater overfills the hole by almost three per cent — and the ice that really fills the sea is the part of a grounded glacier above the thickness at which it would float.
The kick a fast particle can give an electron
A slow proton crossing matter can give any one electron at most a fifth of a per cent of its energy, because an electron struck head-on by something two thousand times heavier rebounds at no more than twice the heavier one's speed. That rule of thumb fails at relativistic speeds, and fails upward: the electron's speed is capped below light, but its energy is not, and the largest kick grows as the square of the projectile's Lorentz factor until, above a teraelectronvolt, one collision can take more than half of everything a proton carries.
The insulation that makes a wire lose more heat
Wrap a hot water pipe in glass wool and it loses less heat. Wrap a thin electrical wire in PVC and it loses more — four times more, at the best thickness — and runs cooler for it. The insulation adds a resistance to heat flowing through it, but it also adds surface for the heat to leave from, and around a thin enough cylinder the surface wins. The crossover is a radius, k/h, set by the insulation and the air; below it, more insulation means more heat lost, and a small enough ball cannot be insulated by anything wrapped round it.
The disk that spins faster as it stops
A coin spun on a table settles with a whirr that rises in pitch and then stops dead. Everything about it is losing energy, yet the rattle gets faster to the very end. The point where the rim touches the table races round faster and faster as the coin tips flatter, while the coin's face, and the head on it, turns more and more slowly. Two plausible mechanisms of loss both predict that the tilt reaches zero, and the rattle infinity, at a definite instant — a singularity a coin on a kitchen table runs into every time.
The ring that jumps because its current is late
Slip an aluminium ring over the iron core of a coil, switch on the alternating current, and the ring leaps off the top. The usual explanation is Lenz's law: the ring's induced current opposes the change, so the ring is repelled. But an alternating field changes both ways every cycle, and an induced current that simply opposed the change would be pushed and pulled equally and stay put. The ring jumps only because its current runs late, held back by its own inductance — which is why a cooled ring jumps far higher and a ring with a saw cut through it does not move.
The light that moves an electron and pays it nothing
A pulse of light strong enough to throw an electron forward at a large fraction of the speed of light passes over it, and the electron is left exactly as it was found — at rest, with none of the light's energy — except that it is somewhere else. The reason is two quantities the electron cannot change while a plane wave is passing, and the same two quantities fix the figure eight it traces inside the wave and the angle at which it leaves a real, focused beam carrying the energy it managed to keep.
The spool that rolls towards the hand pulling it
Pull gently on the thread of a cotton reel lying on its side on a table, with the thread coming off the underside of the hub, and the reel rolls towards the hand, winding the thread up as it comes. Raise the thread and at one particular angle the reel will not move at all however hard it is pulled; raise it further and the reel rolls away, paying the thread out. Which way it goes is decided by a single line — where the thread's direction, extended, meets the table — and the same line decides which way a bicycle goes when its lower pedal is pulled backwards.
The ladder that lets go of the wall
A ladder whose foot slips on a smooth floor slides down a smooth wall — and partway down, its top comes away from the wall and the ladder falls the rest of the way clear of it. The point where it lets go of the wall is not set by its length, its mass or how steeply it started: it is always two-thirds of the height the top started at. The reason is a wall that can push but cannot pull, and the number falls out of energy alone, without a single force being calculated in advance.
The radio that only heavier electrons can make
Above every aurora the Earth broadcasts a gigawatt of radio that no one on the ground can hear. It comes out just below the frequency at which electrons circle the field there, and it is a maser — amplified by the electrons themselves. The surprise is what makes the amplifier work. Without relativity it could not: summed over every electron, a wave at the circling frequency is always absorbed. The few per cent by which a fast electron is heavier, and circles more slowly, is not a correction to the mechanism. It is the mechanism.
The scattering quantum mechanics returns unchanged
Rutherford worked out how alpha particles bounce off a nucleus by treating them as tiny planets on hyperbolic orbits, two years before Bohr's atom and fifteen before quantum mechanics. He had no right to be exactly correct, and he was: the full quantum calculation returns his formula without a single correction, at every energy. Coulomb's force is the one force for which that happens. Make the two nuclei identical, though, and quantum mechanics adds fringes no orbit can produce — doubling the rate at right angles for one kind of particle and halving it for the other.
The spring whose bottom does not know it has been dropped
Hang a soft spring from its top, let go, and its bottom end stays exactly where it was — not falling slowly, not falling at all — while the top races down to meet it. A spring that hangs a metre takes about a quarter of a second to collapse, and only then does the bottom start to fall. Nothing holds it up. The centre of mass falls freely from the first instant, as it must, and the bottom simply has not been told: the news that the top has been released travels down the spring as a front of collapsing coils, and nothing below the front can feel anything until the front arrives.
The rod that friction cannot decide about
Newton's laws, a rigid rod and Coulomb's law of friction are the first things a mechanics course teaches, and in 1895 Paul Painlevé showed that together they can fail to give any answer at all. A rod sliding on a rough enough floor, at the right angle, has no motion consistent with the three — or has two. The way out is not a new law but a forgotten fact: real contacts give a little. With that, the rod jams, and the floor delivers a sudden blow to a rod that nothing struck — an impact without a collision, which is how a stick of chalk comes to hop.
The sand that lets a body in and will not let it out
Quicksand cannot swallow anyone: liquefied, it is nearly twice as dense as water, and a person in it floats with their chest clear. What makes it dangerous is the opposite asymmetry. Going in is easy, because a step breaks the gel holding the grains apart and the sand turns liquid. Coming out is hard, because the sand settles and packs around whatever sank, and a trapped foot can only rise as fast as water can seep through the packed grains to fill the space it leaves. Pulling harder barely helps; letting water in does.
The atom a light wave opens like a wall
Red light cannot free an electron from hydrogen: each photon carries 1.55 electronvolts and the electron is bound by 13.6. Make the light intense enough, though, and the atom ionises anyway — by absorbing nine photons at once, or, at higher intensity, by having its potential tipped over by the light's electric field until the electron tunnels out through the side. Which of the two happens is decided by a single ratio, found by Leonid Keldysh in 1964: how long the electron needs to get through the barrier, against how long the field holds still. The tunnelling side of that ratio is where attosecond physics begins.
The twist that carries light round a corner
Between two crossed polarisers, a sandwich of liquid crystal a few micrometres thick turns black to white. Its long molecules lie flat, but turned a quarter-turn from one face of the layer to the other, and polarised light entering along the molecules at one face comes out along them at the other — rotated by ninety degrees and able to pass the second polariser. Charles Mauguin found in 1911 that a slowly twisting birefringent layer drags light's polarisation round with it. Sixty years later the effect became the liquid-crystal display. The layers in those displays, though, are too thin to drag anything: the light inside them wanders off and comes back, at exactly the right thickness.
The chimney that breaks a third of the way up
A tall brick chimney felled by demolition rarely reaches the ground in one piece. It snaps partway up, early in its fall, and the top falls behind the rest. Nothing has hit it. The cause is a free-body diagram: as the column rotates about its base, the material near the top must be dragged round faster than its own weight would take it, and the material lower down holds back. The bending this needs is largest a third of the way up, at a thirteenth and a half of what the same column would carry standing still at the same tilt — and brick, which carries no tension, cracks there after only a few degrees of lean.
The nineteen decades a slow coupling buys
A proton is ten million million million times lighter than the Planck mass, and that ratio, squared, is why gravity between two protons is 10³⁶ times weaker than the electric force between them. It looks like a number demanding an explanation, and it has one. Almost none of the proton's mass comes from the masses of its quarks; it comes from the strong force, whose strength changes with energy by a logarithm. A coupling of about 1/50 at the Planck mass, weakening by a fixed step for every factor of ten in energy, takes nineteen factors of ten to become strong — and the proton's mass is where it does.
The path a charge takes is not its field line
A field line is drawn by stepping along the direction of the force, and it is natural to read it as the route a charge would take. It is not. A field line is the curve whose direction is the force; a charge's path is the curve whose bending is the force, and the two agree only where the charge starts from rest. A charge released beside a dipole sets off along its line and then swings wide of it, carried by the speed it has gained; a charge launched round a point charge circles it on an ellipse that crosses every line. Only two things make a charge keep to its line: enough friction that it never has a speed of its own, or a magnetic field.
The throw a uniform field bends into a chain
Throw a stone sideways across the Earth's gravity and it draws a parabola. Throw a charge sideways across a uniform electric field and, at low speed, it does the same. At high speed it draws a different curve, a hyperbolic cosine — the shape of a chain hanging between two posts, stretched — and the reason is that nothing pushes it sideways yet its sideways speed falls. Its sideways momentum is fixed, the field keeps adding energy, and energy is inertia. The charge gets only logarithmically far across the field however long it flies, and its sideways distance turns out to be a reading of its own clock.
The entangled pair a list of answers can imitate
Entanglement and the violation of a Bell inequality are usually spoken of as the same thing, and they are not. Mix a perfect singlet with random noise and the pair stays entangled until the noise is two-thirds of the mixture. It stops violating the CHSH inequality much sooner, when the noise passes three-tenths. In between lies a family of genuinely entangled states whose every measurement can be reproduced by particles carrying instructions fixed in advance — Reinhard Werner wrote the instructions down in 1989. The entanglement in those states is real and can be spent, on teleportation for one thing. It simply cannot be seen by asking two distant analysers what they find.
The engine that expands further than it compresses
A petrol engine's efficiency is usually quoted as a function of its compression ratio, and its compression ratio is held near ten because a higher one makes the fuel detonate. But the efficiency does not come from the compression. It comes from the expansion — from how far the burned gas is allowed to push the piston before it is thrown away — and an ordinary engine expands its gas exactly as far as it compressed it, simply because the same cylinder does both. Let the gas expand further than it was compressed and most of what a higher compression ratio would have given comes back with no knock at all. The price is paid in power, and it is why the most efficient petrol engines on the road are built this way.
The sharpness a variance cannot see
Heisenberg's inequality is a statement about standard deviations, and a standard deviation is a poor measure of how sharply something is known. A particle that is certainly in one of two narrow places a metre apart has a position spread of half a metre, and satisfies the inequality with room to spare while being sharply localised. Measure uncertainty by information instead — by the Shannon entropy of each distribution — and the relation tightens: the sum of the two entropies has a floor that the split state cannot get under either, and the floor survives in places where the variance form says nothing at all.
The heating a quantum rotor refuses
Kick a freely turning rotor hard, at regular intervals, and classical mechanics says its motion becomes chaotic and its energy grows without limit, the momentum random-walking upward with every kick. Do the same to a quantum rotor and it follows the classical heating for a while, then stops — not because anything damps it, but because the waves of its momentum states interfere so as to cancel further spreading. The correspondence principle, which promises classical behaviour when quantum numbers are large, is broken here in the most direct way: by a quantum system that refuses to get hot.
The friction an action can hold only by changing its clock
The principle of least action generates every conservative law of motion from a single integral, and it has no place for friction: there is no ordinary Lagrangian whose equation of motion is a damped oscillator's. Multiply the Lagrangian by an exponential of time and friction appears — but only by redefining momentum so that it grows as fast as the real momentum decays. The phase-space area the principle conserves is then no longer the one that counts motions, and quantised, the damped oscillator becomes more sharply known than the uncertainty principle allows. Friction belongs to a system and the surroundings it loses energy to, and an action for the system alone can only fake it.
The grid that stops the light along its wires
A row of parallel wires looks like a fence, and a fence ought to let through a wave that shakes along its slats. A grid of wires does the opposite. A field along the wires drives electrons up and down them, the currents re-radiate, and the wave is reflected; a field across the wires can move charge only through a wire's width, and passes. Heinrich Hertz used such a grid in 1888 to show that his new waves were polarised. The same grid, shrunk two hundred thousand times to wires 140 nanometres apart, polarises visible light in projectors — and every sheet of polarising plastic is the same idea made from chains of iodine.
The bend a moving planet gives
Jupiter bends starlight by sixteen thousandths of an arcsecond at its edge, a hundredth of what the Sun manages, and in 2002 radio telescopes spread across a continent measured the bend on a quasar three and a half arcminutes from the planet. The experiment was designed to see something smaller still: the fact that Jupiter moves, by half its own width in the time light takes to reach the Earth, so that the bend depends on where the planet was when the light went past. The measured term was announced as the speed of gravity, and the argument over whether it was anything of the kind is the clearest lesson there is in what an experiment's number is a number of.
The charge that follows no local rule
Charge on a conductor crowds where the surface curves sharply, and every high-voltage engineer rounds the edges for that reason. But curves sharply by what measure? On a conducting egg the density is exactly the fourth root of the surface's Gaussian curvature, so a tip a hundred times more curved than the waist carries only ten times the charge. On two spheres joined by a wire it is the square root, and on a flat disc the density goes without limit at the rim, where no curvature is defined. No local rule can be right, because where charge sits is decided by the whole shape at once.
The pan a better conductor will not heat
An induction hob heats a pan with currents the pan carries itself, driven by a field oscillating twenty-five thousand times a second, and it will heat a cast-iron skillet furiously while an aluminium saucepan, which conducts electricity six times better, barely warms. The better conductor is the worse load. What a pan presents to the coil is a surface resistance that goes as the square root of permeability times resistivity, and on that measure iron beats aluminium twenty times over. The same arithmetic explains why kitchen foil on the same hob can catch fire, and why a steel tip heated this way switches itself off at a fixed temperature.
The push that makes an electron swing
Push a free electron with a steady force and it accelerates for as long as the force lasts. Push an electron in a crystal with the same force and, according to the band theory every transistor depends on, it should do something else entirely: move forward, slow, stop, come back and do it again, oscillating on the spot at a frequency set by the force and the lattice spacing. Felix Bloch's oscillation was predicted in 1928 and not seen for sixty-four years, because in a real metal the electron is knocked off course ten thousand times before it completes one swing. It was found in crystals built with a thirty-times-larger spacing, and in lattices made of light where nothing scatters at all.
The energy above which faster arrives later
In a racing circuit a faster car laps sooner. In a proton synchrotron it does too, at first — and then, past a definite energy, the faster proton laps later. Extra momentum sends a proton round a slightly longer orbit and makes it slightly faster, and relativity decides which wins: at low energy the speed does, but near the speed of light more momentum buys almost no more speed, and the longer road takes over. At the crossing, called transition, a spread of momenta stops producing a spread of arrival times, the bunch stops oscillating in time, and the accelerating wave has to jump from one slope to the other in a few turns. The first machine to try it did so in 1959.
The toss that is random without chaos
A coin toss is the textbook random event and the textbook deterministic one at the same time. Its flight is a few lines of Newtonian mechanics with no chaos anywhere: two tosses that start almost alike stay almost alike, drifting apart only in proportion to time. Its outcome is fixed the moment it leaves the thumb, by a map of launch speed and spin carved into bands of heads and tails. It is a fair bet because the bands, at a real toss, are only a few per cent wide and no hand repeats itself that well — and it is not quite fair, because a coin wobbles as it flips, and the wobble keeps its starting face up a little more than half the time: 50.8 per cent, predicted in 2007 and counted in 2023 over 350,757 tosses.
The throw a spinning station bends
A space station spun fast enough presses its floor up against its crew with the force of the Earth's gravity, and from the inside it can feel like home. Throw a ball, and the illusion fails. Nothing acts on the ball once it leaves the hand: it flies in a perfectly straight line across the station while the floor turns beneath it, and what the thrower sees as a parabola is a chord of a circle seen from a turning room. In a station ten metres across, a ball thrown up a metre comes down a metre ahead of the hand, a ball thrown with the spin falls short and one thrown against it carries long, and a dropped spanner lands a metre behind the point beneath it. How big a station must be to feel like the Earth is a question projectiles answer.
The eye that loses its lens in water
Eyes opened under water see only a blur, and the reason is not water in the eye or salt or murk. The human eye does two-thirds of its focusing not with its lens but with the curved front of its cornea, whose power comes from the jump in refractive index between air and tissue. Water is almost as dense optically as the cornea, and the jump all but disappears: about forty-three of the eye's sixty dioptres vanish, and the focus moves to three times the eye's own length behind the retina. A mask gives the cornea back its air; a small pupil and a hard squint buy back a little; animals that hunt in both worlds have flattened their corneas and given the work to the lens.
Two dipoles that agree everywhere but inside
A pair of opposite charges and a small loop of current make the same field at any distance worth measuring. Between the charges that field points one way, and through the loop it points the other. Shrink both to a point and the disagreement does not vanish: it becomes a term concentrated at the origin, and hydrogen's 21-centimetre line depends on it. The level order of the hydrogen atom says which kind of dipole a proton is.
The bicycle that steers itself upright
Give a riderless bicycle a shove and, at the right speed, it wobbles and straightens up, and rides on with nobody on it. People have long credited the gyroscopic wheels or the trail of the fork. A machine built in 2011 had neither, and it stayed up. Four numbers, the roots of a quartic, tell the whole story of when a bicycle rides itself, and they do not contain a simple reason.
The chain that climbs out of the jar
Pull the end of a long bead chain over the rim of a jar and let it fall to the floor, and the rest follows, as a siphon does. That much is unsurprising. What a video showed in 2013 was stranger: the chain does not run over the rim. It leaps up from the jar in a standing arch, tens of centimetres above it, with nothing supporting it. The explanation took a year and turned on something a string does not have: a link is stiff, so the pile has to push back.
The rings no ray can reach
Look down from an aircraft at a cloud, and round the aircraft's shadow there may be coloured rings, centred exactly on the point opposite the Sun. Mountain climbers have seen them round their own shadows for centuries, and every drop in that cloud is a sphere of water. Yet ray optics says that a drop of water cannot send light straight back. Its best ray falls fourteen degrees short. The glory lives entirely in those fourteen degrees.
The age a cooling Earth gives
In 1862 William Thomson, later Lord Kelvin, took a thermometer reading from the bottom of a mine and a piece of mathematics from Fourier and computed the age of the Earth: about a hundred million years. Geologists, needing far longer, had no physics with which to reply. The arithmetic was right. The usual story blames radioactivity for overturning it, but half the heat is not radioactive, and the error lay in assuming the inside of the planet stays still.