The shape decides — part 2 of 3
The arrow that says which way the orbit points
Energy and angular momentum fix the size and shape of an orbit and say nothing about its orientation. The inverse-square force has a third conserved quantity that supplies it — a vector pointing at the perihelion whose length is the eccentricity — and no other force law does.
The flat scene that comes back curved
A lens does not image a plane onto a plane. It images it onto a bowl, and the curvature of that bowl is fixed by the powers and the glasses alone — not by the shapes of the surfaces, not by where the stop is, and not by stopping down. Everything a designer usually plays with leaves it exactly where it was.
The pattern the sky is written in
Scattered sunlight is polarised, so the whole sky carries a direction of vibration at every point — arranged in circles about the sun, strongest on the great circle ninety degrees away from it, and vanishing at points that were found by looking before anyone could explain them. Bees navigate by it and a camera filter reads one band of it.
The cone a decay cannot leave
A particle at rest breaks into two and they go opposite ways. Set the parent moving and the whole pattern folds forward — into a cone with a hard edge, beyond which nothing is emitted at any rest-frame angle at all. The energy spectrum that comes out is exactly rectangular, and the one number the boost leaves alone is how the parent is identified at all.
The transformation that never mentions light
Assume space and time are homogeneous, that space is isotropic, that two changes of frame compose into a third, and that the relativity principle holds. Those four leave exactly one free constant — and three possible worlds, one of them Galileo's and one of them Einstein's. Light appears nowhere in the derivation; it enters only when the constant has to be measured.
The film that goes black before it bursts
A soap film drains, runs through every interference colour, and then stops reflecting anything at all. The black patch is not a hole and not a film about to break: it is the thinnest and most stable state the arrangement has, held apart by a pressure between its two surfaces that only exists at distances of nanometres.
The wave that is required to stand still
A stratified fluid supports internal waves at every wavelength there is. Put a steady wind over a ridge and the requirement that the pattern stay put picks exactly one of them — 2πU/N, and nothing about the mountain appears in it. The clouds that mark the crests sit still while the air goes through them at twenty metres a second, and the momentum the wave carries away is delivered thirty kilometres up.
One curve answers every slope
A throw up a hillside, down one, off a height and into a basket look like four problems with four answers. They are one problem. The edge of everywhere a throw can reach is a parabola with its focus at the hand, and written about that focus it gives the farthest reach in any direction in one line — along with the reason the shot that needs the least effort is the one whose aim matters least.
The best throw is a tangency
Shot putters release at about 37°, long jumpers take off at about 20°, a ball thrown forward from a moving truck should be aimed steeply and flies flat, and a golf ball's drag alone moves its best angle to 38°. Each is usually explained as an exception to 45°. None of them is. Drawn as a map over launch velocities, range has curves of equal value, a thrower has a set of throws they can make, and the best throw is always where the set first touches a curve.
The pull that grows on the way down
Inside a uniform ball, gravity falls in a straight line from the surface to nothing at the centre, and that is the answer usually given for the Earth. It is wrong for almost three thousand kilometres. Going down through the mantle, gravity rises, reaching nearly nine per cent above its surface value where the core begins — because Gauss's law counts only the mass inside, and the local form of the law says gravity grows inward wherever the rock is lighter than two thirds of the average beneath it.
The speed at which grip hands over to power
A car's specification lists its power, and power does not limit how hard a car can push. It limits how hard it can push at a given speed, and at low speed that limit is higher than anything the tyres can transmit. So every car leaves the line as a friction problem and becomes a power problem a second later, at a crossover speed that decides which upgrade would make it faster — and at the top of its speed range a third limit, the cube of the speed, takes over from both.
What the light cones alone can decide
Keep nothing of spacetime but its light cones — which events could influence which — and ask how much geometry survives. With one dimension of space, almost none: any pair of increasing stretches of the two families of light lines preserves every cone and bends every straight worldline. With two or more, almost all of it: the only maps that keep every cone are Lorentz transformations, shifts and a uniform stretch, and nothing about straightness has to be assumed.
The five places infinity turns out to be
Flat spacetime goes on for ever in every direction, and it can still be drawn whole on a page. Squeeze each family of light rays with a function that keeps their order and the infinite plane becomes a diamond with every light cone still at 45°. The price is distance, which the picture no longer shows. What it shows instead is that infinity is not one place: observers slower than light all end at a single point, instants end at another, and light ends along a whole edge of its own.
The mirror that works from every direction
A stack of alternating transparent layers reflects nearly all the light of one colour arriving straight on, and less as the light tilts, because tilting moves the forbidden band. A structure that repeats in only one direction ought therefore to be a mirror for only a range of directions. It is not, if the layers differ enough: light arriving from air cannot bring enough sideways momentum to escape the forbidden band at any angle, for either polarisation, and a flat stack of plastic and tellurium reflects every angle over a band of frequencies almost half as wide as its centre.
The stretch a chain cannot outrun
A Newtonian liquid pulled into a thread resists exactly three times as hard as it resists being sheared, whatever it is made of. A polymer solution resists three times as hard only until the stretch rate passes one over twice its relaxation time. Past that, its chains can no longer recoil as fast as they are pulled apart, and the same liquid that is barely thicker than water in a stirred beaker becomes hundreds of times stiffer in a thread.
The plane in which three bodies are flat
A particle breaking into two gives each product a fixed energy; one breaking into three gives none of them one. What it gives instead is a plane of two invariant masses in which a decay with no forces spreads perfectly evenly inside a curved boundary — so every band, dark stripe and bright crossing a real decay draws there is a force, its spin, or a phase between two routes to the same three particles.
The resonance that refuses to leak
A resonance that sits at a frequency where waves can escape has a width, because it leaks. Put two such resonances into the same channel and let them talk to each other, and at one precise detuning one of their combinations stops leaking altogether — a mode with no width, surrounded by a continuum it could escape into and does not. It cannot be seen from outside, it traps whatever energy lands in it, and if a symmetry is what forbids the leak, it survives any change that keeps the symmetry.
The first length that belongs to the substance
Every length in magnetism so far has been a length of the sample — a demagnetising factor is a shape, an avalanche cutoff is a sample's own restoring field. A domain wall's width is not. It is √(A/K), made of two material constants and nothing else, and across seven ordinary magnets it runs from two and a half nanometres to nine hundred.
A state no load could reach
The free direction a redundant structure leaves open can be driven on purpose. Tighten a tendon through a concrete beam and its whole stress state moves into the half of the range the material is good at; tighten a bolt hard and the load it carries fluctuates by a fifth of what is applied to it. Both put the structure somewhere no arrangement of external loads could.
The same cone, and a different arrival
The invariant fixes what a guide accepts and says nothing about when it arrives, and the two turn out to be nearly independent. Shaping the index so that the rays which travel furthest also travel fastest cuts the spread in arrival times by a factor of five hundred, at the cost of exactly half the light — and the acceptance cone the invariant governs is untouched throughout.
The body that displaces two things
Every earlier argument has a body wetted by one fluid, so the displaced weight is a volume times a density. A body at an interface displaces two, and what holds it is the *difference* between them — so the same block is held six times less stiffly at an oil–water boundary than at an air–water one. In a continuously stratified column the neutral depth becomes stable, which is the exact opposite of the compressible case.
The rings that belong to the edge
Every account of diffraction so far asks what the size of an aperture does. The rings around a star are not about its size: they are the transform of a discontinuity, they do not shrink relative to the core when the telescope grows, and the only way to remove them is to stop the transmission falling to zero abruptly. Softening the edge buys forty-five decibels of contrast and costs eighty per cent of the resolution.
The throw most likely to go in
A free throw can be launched at 51.4° with less speed than at any other angle, and there a small error of angle hardly moves the ball at all. It is still not the best aim. Once the question is which throw most often goes in rather than which is cheapest, the thrower's scatter has to be laid over the launches that succeed — and for a hoop the answer moves steeper, while for a board the same scatter moves it flatter.
The wave that holds a ship back
In 1893 the polar ship Fram, which could make four or five knots, was held to about one in a calm Arctic sea with nothing visible in the water. The sea was layered — a metre or two of fresh meltwater over salt — and the ship was making a wave on the boundary between the layers, a wave that travels at about a knot and carries away almost all of a slow ship's power. Below that speed the drag is a hump no steady thrust can climb; above it the wave cannot keep up and the drag falls away.
The circuit that forgets its charge
A tiny superconducting island joined to its surroundings through a Josephson junction has discrete energy levels, and two of them make a quantum bit. The first such circuits were ruined by stray charges on nearby surfaces, which moved their levels and scrambled any superposition within a nanosecond. The cure was to make the junction's energy fifty times the charging energy. That makes the levels exponentially insensitive to charge while costing only a power-law loss in the unequal spacing that lets one transition be driven alone.
The ellipse a pendulum turns by itself
Let a pendulum swing in any direction and give it a small sideways push, and its bob traces an ellipse. For a small swing the ellipse closes. For a larger one it turns, steadily, in the sense the bob is going round — with nothing outside the pendulum turning it. Airy worked out the rate in 1851, the same year Foucault hung his pendulum in the Panthéon, and the two effects are the same size for a pendulum a metre long whose ellipse is a twentieth of a millimetre wide.
The medium that images every point
A single refracting surface can be shaped to image one point perfectly and no other. A medium whose index falls smoothly away from a centre can do better: in Maxwell's fish-eye every ray from any point, leaving in any direction, arrives at one image point, and every such path takes exactly the same time. It is a perfect instrument for all of space at once — and the image it forms is sharp everywhere and a faithful copy nowhere.
The lens with no axis
Every ordinary lens has an axis, and every one of its hardest aberrations is a penalty for looking away from it. A sphere has no axis, so a sphere cannot have off-axis aberrations — but a glass ball has spherical aberration instead, because one index and one curvature are too few to focus every ray. Luneburg's sphere, whose index falls from √2 at the centre to 1 at the rim, keeps the symmetry and removes the aberration: it brings parallel light from every direction to a perfect point on its own surface.
The shape that takes five numbers
A charge distribution's net charge is one number and its dipole three. The next term, the quadrupole, is where the distribution's shape first reaches the far field, and it is a table of nine numbers of which only five survive: two for the shape and three for which way it points. Its field vanishes on a cone at 54.74° — the same angle at which a spinning sample makes a nuclear magnetic resonance spectrum sharp.
The pore that lifts highest fills slowest
Jurin's law says how high water climbs in a tube and nothing about how long it takes. The rise has three laws in succession — the column's inertia, then its viscous drag, then its weight — and the same narrowness that lifts water highest throttles it hardest, so for any deadline there is a best pore. A wide enough tube does something Jurin's law cannot: it overshoots and rings. And whatever the route, exactly half the energy the surface releases is lost.
The corner that sends light home
Three mirrors at right angles send light straight back the way it came, from any direction they can see, because each one reverses one component of its direction. Made from solid glass, a corner reflects by total internal reflection and needs no silver — which is why the reflectors left on the Moon are bare glass — but each of its six sectors then returns a different polarisation, and the returned spot loses three-quarters of its peak.
The drag a distant wall decides
A sphere moving slowly through a liquid has a drag that belongs to the sphere: six pi times the viscosity, the radius and the speed, and the liquid a few radii away hardly knows it is there. An infinitely long cylinder has no such drag. The equations of slow viscous flow have no solution past it at all — Stokes found this in 1851 — because a force spread over circles instead of spheres never finishes spreading. What rescues the cylinder is whatever distant thing supplies a largest length, and its drag carries the logarithm of that length for ever after.
The colour fringe no aperture can close
A lens bends blue light more than red, and that one fact produces two different faults. One puts the blue focus nearer the lens than the red, and closing the aperture shrinks it. The other puts the blue image of an off-axis point nearer the centre of the frame than the red one, and closing the aperture does nothing at all, because it is carried by the one ray every aperture keeps. It is why photographs have coloured fringes in their corners and not in their middles, and why a lens designer who cannot remove it with glass can sometimes remove it with symmetry, or with a distance.
The window a diamond is cut inside
A well-cut diamond sends back out of its top most of the light that falls on it, and it does so without a single silvered surface. Light entering the top is totally reflected at one sloping face of the pavilion below, again at the opposite face, and then has to leave through the top — where it must not be totally reflected. Each of those three is a condition on one angle, and together they leave a window a dozen degrees wide inside which a stone looks bright and outside which it looks glassy. The window is wide for diamond and nearly closed for glass, which is why a cutter's skill cannot make glass sparkle.
The twin who never turns round
The twin paradox is usually settled by pointing at the turn: the travelling twin is the one who fired the engines and came back, and so the one whose worldline is not straight. Put the twins in a universe whose space closes on itself, like the surface of a cylinder, and the traveller can come home by going straight on. Neither twin ever accelerates, both worldlines are straight, and the traveller still comes back younger. What decides it is not any motion but the shape of space, which picks out one state of motion as special — and hands every observer a way to measure it.
The spin a photon has to carry away
An excited nucleus sheds its energy as a gamma ray in a millionth of a millionth of a nanosecond — or in minutes, or centuries, or never within the age of the universe. The energy available hardly matters. What matters is how much angular momentum the photon must carry off, because a source much smaller than its wavelength is very bad at launching a wave that twists, and each extra unit of twist costs a factor of tens of thousands in time. Selection rules are usually stated as what cannot happen; they are really a price list, and it spans forty decades.
The hilltop that holds the Trojans
Sixty degrees ahead of Jupiter and sixty behind it, thousands of asteroids share the planet's orbit, held at the corners of the equilateral triangles that Jupiter and the Sun make. Seen from the frame that turns with Jupiter, those corners are the tops of two hills in the effective potential — the worst places to try to keep anything still. They hold asteroids anyway, because in a turning frame a body sliding off a hill is swung sideways by the Coriolis force into an orbit round the top. The trick works only if the planet is light enough: above a mass ratio of about one in twenty-six, the hilltops let go.
The number of dimensions a planet can orbit in
Gauss's law says that a point source's field is its strength spread over the surface around it, and the size of that surface depends on how many dimensions space has. In three it grows as the square of the distance, and the field falls as the inverse square. Count differently and the field falls differently — and above three dimensions it falls so steeply that no planet could hold a stable orbit and no atom could hold its electron. The inverse-square law is not a fact about gravity or electricity. It is a fact about space, and it is one of the conditions for there being anything in space to orbit.
The fifth image a galaxy hides
A single star bends light into two images of whatever lies behind it. A galaxy, whose mass is spread out, has to make an odd number — one, three or five — because the map from the sky to the source is smooth and has nowhere to put an even count. The famous cross of four quasar images is therefore five images, with the fifth thousands of times too faint to see, sitting at the centre of the galaxy that made it. Images are born and destroyed only in pairs, and only on the curves where the map folds.
The bias a waveform can choose
A plasma between two identical electrodes, driven by a sine wave, has no reason to prefer either side, and it does not: no direct voltage appears. Add the second harmonic and it does, although the chamber is still symmetric, no direct current flows and the power spectrum does not depend on the phase between the two. The phase alone sets a bias of up to 0.44 of each harmonic's amplitude, of either sign, and moves the energy of the ions from one electrode to the other while their number stays put.
The drag that falls as the magnet speeds up
Drop a magnet down a copper pipe and it creeps, because the currents it stirs up in the metal pull back on it in proportion to its speed. Push it faster and the proportion fails: the drag rises to a peak and then falls away, while a second force, pointing straight up, grows to replace it. A magnet moving fast enough over a sheet of aluminium is not braked but held up, with lift thirty times its drag at the speed of a fast train, and the reason is that at high speed the metal has no time to forget the magnet has passed.
The bounce an elastic plate cannot give back
Drop a steel ball on a thick steel block and it bounces almost to where it started. Drop it on a steel plate five millimetres thick and it comes back at barely half its speed, although steel on steel is about as elastic as materials get and nothing in the impact is plastic, sticky or damped. The energy has not been turned into heat. It has been turned into waves, running out through the plate faster than the ball can take them back — and a ball striking a longer rod loses energy the same way, by leaving it ringing.
The hole that makes the sharpest picture
A pinhole camera makes a picture without bending any light: a small hole lets through, from each point of the scene, only the rays that reach one small patch of the screen. A smaller hole makes a sharper picture — until it does not. Below a certain size the hole spreads light by diffraction faster than it narrows the shadow, and the picture blurs again. The best hole balances the two, and at that balance it turns out to pass about half of the first Fresnel zone of the incoming wave: the sharpest pinhole is already beginning to behave like a lens.
The walls a rinse pulls together
Every result about capillary rise assumes the walls hold still. Make them thin enough and they do not. The water between two walls is below atmospheric pressure, so it pulls them together, and as the gap narrows the suction grows. Beyond a critical height or length the walls cannot push back and they snap shut. It is why wet hair clumps, why a paintbrush comes out of water as a point, and why a chip factory cannot rinse lines of resist taller than about three times their width without laying them flat.
The contact that slips before it slides
Static friction is supposed to hold perfectly until the load reaches μ times the normal force and then give way. Two elastic bodies pressed together do something else. Push a ball sideways on a flat with any force at all and a ring at the edge of their contact is already slipping, while the centre stays stuck. As the push grows the ring spreads inward, and gross sliding is only the moment the stuck centre shrinks to nothing. Shake the push back and forth and the ring slips each way on every cycle. The contact then loses energy though it never slides, as the cube of how hard it is shaken.
The dispersion made of angles
Glass delays blue light more than red, so a short pulse that passes through glass comes out stretched with its red end first. At the wavelengths where most short-pulse lasers work, no transparent glass does the opposite. Two diffraction gratings do it with no material at all. The first spreads the colours in angle, the second turns them back parallel, and in between the red has travelled the longer road. A spread in angle, however it is made, always adds this kind of dispersion, of the sign glass cannot give. It is how every high-power ultrafast laser squeezes its pulse back after amplifying it.
The sandbars that reflect the sea
A stack of alternating layers reflects the one colour whose half-wavelength matches the repeat. A row of sandbars on a gently sloping seabed is the same arrangement for ocean waves, and it does the same thing. Waves twice as long as the bar spacing are sent back out to sea, one small reflection per bar, all adding in step. A patch of eight bars can return most of the swell that meets it. The reflected wave, added to the incoming one, makes a standing pattern whose nodes are spaced exactly like the bars. Sand gathers in that pattern, so a field of bars can build its own next bar.
The loss that falls as the frequency rises
Every metal conductor loses more at higher frequencies, because the current crowds into a thinner skin and meets more resistance. One wave in a round metal pipe breaks the rule. The TE₀₁ mode's electric field circles the axis and touches the wall nowhere. As the frequency rises it becomes more and more nearly a plane wave running down the middle of the pipe, and it drives less and less current in the metal. Its loss falls with frequency, to about half a decibel per kilometre at 60 GHz in a pipe 60 mm across. In the 1960s it was the best way anyone knew to send a hundred thousand telephone calls across a continent. The catch was that the pipe also carried seven hundred other modes.
The zeros a handful of charges can make
Between two equal charges there is a point where their fields cancel. With three there can be two such points, or one, or four. Every such point is a saddle, never a place where a charge could rest. In two dimensions the count is fixed by algebra: n equal line charges make exactly n − 1 zeros, the roots of a polynomial's derivative. In three dimensions nobody knows the answer. In 1873 Maxwell conjectured that n point charges can make at most (n − 1)² zeros. Three charges on a triangle make exactly four, and the conjecture has not been proved even for three charges.
The mountain a spinning star is allowed
A neutron star spinning thirty times a second with a bump on its surface a few centimetres high is a rotating mass quadrupole. It sends out gravitational waves at twice its spin frequency, as a steady tone lasting millions of years. None has been heard. The silence is a measurement. The Crab pulsar is slowing down, and if all the energy it loses went into gravitational waves they would have been detected many times over. Searches now say the waves carry less than a ten-thousandth of it. The mountain on the Crab is less than about ten centimetres high, on a star twenty-four kilometres across.
The radius a mass adds that no circumference shows
Walk round the Earth's equator and divide by 2π, and the number is the Earth's radius. Dig to the centre and measure the same radius with a tape, and the tape comes out about two millimetres longer. Nothing is wrong with either measurement. A mass does not only slow the clocks near it; it stretches the rulers too, and the stretch is exactly as large as the slowing. Clocks cannot see it. Light can, and half of every bend and every delay that light suffers near the Sun is this.
The sheet resistance that forgets the shape
To measure how well a thin film conducts, the obvious method is to cut it into a neat strip and pass a current along it. In 1958 Leo van der Pauw, an engineer at Philips, showed that the strip is unnecessary. Put four small contacts anywhere on the edge of a film of any shape, take two readings, and one equation returns the film's resistance per square — the shape and the spacing of the contacts drop out entirely. The proof is a single fact about logarithms and the maps that preserve angles, and it fails for exactly one kind of film: one with a hole in it.
The viscosity that belongs to the tube
Measure the viscosity of blood in a wide glass tube and it is about three times that of the plasma it is made from. Measure it in a tube a tenth of a millimetre across and it is lower; in one a hundredth of a millimetre across, lower still, barely more than plasma's. Then, below about six micrometres, it shoots up. The blood has not changed. The red cells push themselves away from the wall and leave a sleeve of plain plasma a few micrometres thick for the rest to slide in, and in a narrow tube that sleeve is a large part of the flow. A viscosity that depends on the pipe is no longer a property of the fluid alone.
The push that pays only for the hill
A domino can knock over one half as large again as itself, and that one a still larger one, so that thirteen steps take a fall that began with a fingernail's flick to a slab as tall as a person. Nothing is being amplified by a machine. Each domino holds energy it was given when it was stood on its end, far more than it takes to tip it, and the push that starts it pays only for the small hill in front of that store. A chain of dominoes passes along not energy but permission — which is how a spark lights a fire and a nerve carries a signal the length of an arm without fading.
The pigment that absorbs less for being packed
Dissolve a dye evenly in water and it absorbs a certain fraction of the light passing through. Gather the same dye into grains — the same molecules, the same amount, in the same volume — and it absorbs less. The light has not changed and neither have the molecules. The grains shadow their own insides, and the light that would have been caught by the shaded molecules slips through the gaps between grains instead. The effect is called packaging, and it is why the chlorophyll inside large algae is worth less per molecule than the chlorophyll in small ones, and why an ocean's colour does not say directly how much chlorophyll is in it.
The target that grows as the traveller slows
Light aimed at a black hole is swallowed if it passes within about five of the hole's gravitational radii, a disc six and three-quarter times the horizon's own. A particle arriving slowly is swallowed from much further out, and the disc grows as the inverse square of its speed: dark matter drifting at 220 kilometres a second sees a target seven million times the horizon. The reason is that slow matter carries almost no angular momentum for a given aim, and angular momentum is the only thing that keeps anything out. For slow traffic the hole behaves exactly like an ordinary ball four times its own size.
The mass that would make Gauss's law leak
Gauss's law says the flux out of any closed surface counts the charge inside, whatever the surface's size. If the photon had even a tiny mass, that would stop being true: the field of a charge would die off exponentially beyond a length ħ/mc, the flux through a large sphere would fall short of the charge, and the inside of a charged shell would no longer be field-free. There are two different ways Coulomb's law could fail, and they are caught by opposite strategies. A wrong exponent has no length in it and shows equally in any apparatus; a mass has a length, and shows as the square of the apparatus's size. That is why the tightest limit on the photon's mass comes not from a laboratory but from the magnetic field the solar wind carries past Pluto.
The third of itself a spring carries
Every textbook gives the frequency of a mass on a spring as the square root of stiffness over mass, and every real spring has mass of its own, which the formula leaves out. The repair is famous and oddly specific: add a third of the spring's mass to the load. The third is not a fudge. It is what the spring's kinetic energy comes to if each coil moves in proportion to its distance from the fixed end, and it is good to two-thirds of a per cent even when the spring weighs as much as the mass. Where it fails, it fails because the spring has stopped being a spring and become a column of waves, with notes of its own above the bounce — the notes that make the valve springs of an engine lose control.
The ball thrown up that lands to the west
Drop a ball from a tower a hundred metres high and, because the Earth turns, it lands a centimetre and a half east of the point directly below. Throw a ball straight up so that it just reaches the same height, and it lands six centimetres west of where it was thrown — four times as far, the other way. The asymmetry has a one-line explanation that turns a problem in rotating frames into a problem about areas: for anything moving straight up or down, the sideways drift is proportional to the area under its graph of height against time. A dropped ball spends its flight below where it started, a thrown one above, and the thrown one's area is four times as large.
The sound speed a neutron star needs
Heat any gas without limit and the speed of sound in it climbs towards a ceiling: not the speed of light, but light's speed divided by the square root of three, the sound speed of a gas of massless particles. For decades it was a natural guess that no matter could beat that ceiling, since the densest matter ought to behave like a gas of free quarks. Neutron stars say otherwise. A star of twice the Sun's mass, packed into a ball twenty-five kilometres across, can only be held up if its core is stiffer than the ceiling allows — unless nuclear physics fails at densities where it is believed to hold. Somewhere inside the heaviest neutron stars, sound almost certainly travels faster than it can in any free gas.
The mixture heavier than either water
Two bodies of seawater can have exactly the same density — one cold and fresh, one warm and salty — and sit side by side without either wanting to sink. Mix them, and the mixture is denser than both, and sinks. Nothing has been added and nothing removed; the extra weight comes from the fact that water's density is a curved function of temperature while mixing averages temperature in a straight line. The same curvature, at its most extreme, is why a lake overturns twice a year and freezes from the top, and why the open ocean, too salty to have a density maximum above freezing, does neither.
The log that floats on its corner
A long square beam of very light wood floats flat, one face up, as anyone would expect. A beam of wood half as dense as water does not: it rolls onto a corner and floats with a diagonal vertical, like a diamond. Between the two, at a quarter of water's density, it floats tilted at twenty-seven degrees, neither flat nor on edge. Heavier beams repeat the sequence in reverse, and the whole pattern is symmetric: a beam of density s floats at exactly the angle of one of density 1 − s. None of it depends on anything but a square, a density and Archimedes, and the same arithmetic decides which way an iceberg rolls when it breaks.
The hotter start that cools first
Put two identical systems, one warm and one hot, into the same cold bath, and common sense says the warm one reaches the bath's temperature first, since the hot one has further to go. The claim that hot water sometimes freezes before warm water — the Mpemba effect — has been argued over for sixty years and does not survive careful measurement. But a cleaner version of it is real and has been observed: in systems whose relaxation has a slow route and a fast one, a hotter start can miss the slow route entirely and overtake a cooler start, exponentially. Whether a system cools quickly depends not on how far it is from equilibrium but on how much of the slowest way back it needs.
The light that spreads in two beams
Shine light into one of a row of identical optical fibres laid side by side and close enough to leak into each other, and it does not spread out into a widening glow as it would in a slab of glass. It splits into two beams that run outward at a fixed speed, bright at their leading edges, leaving the middle almost dark. The reason is that light hopping between neighbours has a fastest possible sideways speed, and piles up at it. The same periodicity gives the row two tricks no uniform medium has: a direction in which a beam travels without spreading at all, and a direction in which diffraction runs backwards, so that a spread beam can be gathered up again.
The push a millimetre ahead of the axle
A wheel rolling freely on a flat road slows down, and nothing in it slides. What holds it back is where the road pushes on it: not directly under the axle but a little ahead, because the material in front of the contact is being squeezed and pushes back harder than the material behind, which is recovering and lags. A car tyre's push is about three millimetres ahead of its axle, a train wheel's about two-thirds of a millimetre, and that offset, divided by the radius, is the whole of rolling resistance. It peaks at the speed where the time under the wheel matches the time the material takes to relax, and the same loss, at a different frequency, is what gives a tyre its grip.
The frequency the sky returns only at a slant
The ionosphere turns back any radio wave below its plasma frequency, about eight megahertz on a summer afternoon, and lets anything above it out into space — if the wave is sent straight up. Send a fourteen-megahertz wave up at a slant and it comes back down, a thousand kilometres away. Only the part of the wave's motion across the layer has to be stopped, and that part is the frequency times the cosine of the angle. The rule turns one frequency into a range of them, sets the highest frequency that can reach any given distance, and leaves a ring of silence round every short-wave transmitter, inside which it cannot be heard at all.
The stress that polarised light can see
Squeeze a disc of clear plastic and look at it between two crossed polarising filters, and it fills with dark lines and coloured bands that crowd towards the points where it is pressed. Each line is a contour of stress. Glass, plastic and most transparent solids become doubly refracting when they are loaded, in proportion to the difference between their largest and smallest stresses, and polarised light turns that difference into a pattern that can be counted. David Brewster found it in 1816, the same Brewster whose angle polarises reflected light, and for a century the way to learn the stresses in a bridge or a dam was to cut its shape from plastic, load it and photograph the fringes.
The four cosines at the edge of a photograph
Photograph a plain, evenly lit wall with a wide-angle lens and the corners of the picture come out darker than the middle — by more than three photographic stops with a 14 mm lens on a full-frame camera. It is usually blamed on the lens. A perfect lens does it too, and so does a pinhole, because the light reaching the edge of an image is reduced by four separate cosines of the angle it came from: three of them pure geometry, and one the slant at which it lands. Fisheye lenses avoid most of the loss by refusing to keep straight lines straight. Every wide lens is a choice between the two.
The balloon that floats at a density
A helium balloon let go rises until something stops it, and what stops it depends entirely on how it is built. A party balloon or a weather balloon stretches until it bursts. An open-bottomed science balloon climbs at constant lift — its gas expanding exactly as fast as the air thins — until its envelope is full, then floats where the air is thin enough. A sealed, unstretchable balloon floats where its whole density equals the air's and bobs back if pushed away. None of them floats at a height; each floats at a density. The difference between the three is how compressible the balloon is compared with the air around it, the same comparison that decides whether a Cartesian diver sinks.
The ice that grows more slowly the thicker it gets
A lake under air ten degrees below freezing grows eleven centimetres of ice on the first day and only another eighteen in the following six. The ice forms at its underside, and every gram of it releases latent heat that must be carried up through the ice already there before more can form: the ice is its own insulation. The thickness therefore grows as the square root of time, and the rule, Stefan's, depends on temperature and time only through their product — the freezing degree-days that lake-ice forecasters count. A few centimetres of snow on top slows it more than any amount of cold speeds it up.
The spark that needs room to start
Air is an excellent insulator until it is not, and the usual statement of when — three megavolts a metre — is true only for gaps of about a centimetre. A gap breaks down when one electron's avalanche of ionisation sends back enough ions to the cathode to free one more electron, and that condition depends on the pressure and the gap only through their product. The result is a curve with a floor: about 330 volts in air, below which no gap of any width will spark, and above which both a thinner gas and a denser one insulate better.
The push at the end of a pair of rails
A railgun is two metal rails, a sliding conductor across them and a very large current, and the push on the slider is half the inductance per metre times the current squared. The half is not a fudge. The slider sits at the end of two rails that stop, and a wire that stops gives exactly half the field of one that does not. Followed through, the same circuit pushes its own rails apart six times harder per metre than it pushes the projectile, stores as much energy in its field as it gives the projectile, and wastes less the faster it shoots.
The water the dent displaces
A steel needle laid carefully on water floats, and the usual explanation is that surface tension holds it up instead of buoyancy, as though the two were rival mechanisms. They are not rivals. The needle presses a dent into the surface, and the upward pull of surface tension along its edges is exactly the weight of the water missing from that dent. Archimedes' principle holds without amendment: a floating needle displaces its own weight of water. Most of that water is simply not underneath it.