Conductors — the series
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The inside of a conductor, where the field is exactly nothing
Put a metal object in any electric field and the field inside it is zero. Not small — zero, by an argument that takes one sentence, and with consequences that reach from lightning to the most precise test of Coulomb's law ever made.
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How much charge a shape will hold, before anything is charged
Capacitance is decided by geometry alone. Two pieces of metal have a number attached to them, fixed by their shape and their separation, and it is settled before any charge arrives.
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The charge that has to be somewhere else
Hold a charge above an earthed metal sheet and the field above it is exactly the field of two charges — the real one and an imaginary partner buried at the mirror position. The partner is not an analogy or an approximation. It is a legal guess, and a legal guess is a proof.
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How far a field gets into metal
Every static argument about conductors says the field inside one is zero, and every one assumes the electrons have had time to move. Give them less time and the field gets in — 9.2 millimetres into copper at mains frequency, 2.1 microns at a gigahertz — and the metal box that silences a radio does almost nothing about the cable running past it.
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The pressure a charge puts on its own metal
Charge on a conductor sits on the surface and tries to leave. The outward pull is half epsilon-nought E squared, the half is because a charge exerts no force on itself, and setting that pull against surface tension gives the largest a charged drop is allowed to be — a number Rayleigh wrote down in 1882 and an industry now depends on.
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The resistance that is a length
Two metals touching do not touch over the area they appear to. Current crosses at a few small spots and has to converge into each one, and the resistance of that convergence contains no area and no path length — only the size of the spot, divided into the resistivity.
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The sheet resistance that forgets the shape
To measure how well a thin film conducts, the obvious method is to cut it into a neat strip and pass a current along it. In 1958 Leo van der Pauw, an engineer at Philips, showed that the strip is unnecessary. Put four small contacts anywhere on the edge of a film of any shape, take two readings, and one equation returns the film's resistance per square — the shape and the spacing of the contacts drop out entirely. The proof is a single fact about logarithms and the maps that preserve angles, and it fails for exactly one kind of film: one with a hole in it.
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The island that takes electrons one at a time
A capacitor holds charge in proportion to its voltage, and the proportion is a property of its shape — on any piece of metal large enough to see. Make the metal small enough and cold enough, and joined to the world only by tunnel junctions, and the proportion breaks into steps: one electron's charge costs more energy than the heat or the battery can supply, so no current flows at all until it can, and then the electrons cross one by one. A charge of a single electron becomes something a voltmeter can see.
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The charge that follows no local rule
Charge on a conductor crowds where the surface curves sharply, and every high-voltage engineer rounds the edges for that reason. But curves sharply by what measure? On a conducting egg the density is exactly the fourth root of the surface's Gaussian curvature, so a tip a hundred times more curved than the waist carries only ten times the charge. On two spheres joined by a wire it is the square root, and on a flat disc the density goes without limit at the rim, where no curvature is defined. No local rule can be right, because where charge sits is decided by the whole shape at once.
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The charge that steers a current round a bend
A wire can go anywhere it likes, and the current follows it without being told. Nothing inside the metal can know the wire has bent. What tells it is charge on the outside of the wire, about one electron in 10¹⁵ of those available, arranged along the surface so that the field inside points the way the wire goes. Solving for the space around a circuit shows where that charge has to be.