Equipartition — the series
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Half a kT for every way of moving
A heat capacity ought to be a count. Every quadratic term in a system's energy carries half a kT of it, so warming a gas is a matter of enumerating the ways its molecules can move — and the fact that the count comes out wrong for hydrogen is how a thermometer measured Planck's constant.
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The share that is not half a kT
Equipartition is quoted as half a kT for every degree of freedom, and it is nothing of the kind. It is half a kT for every *quadratic* term. A coordinate whose energy is linear in it carries a whole kT, and a gas hot enough that its particles' energy is pc rather than p²/2m therefore holds twice what the counting says — which drops its ratio of specific heats to four thirds and puts a star on the edge of being able to hold itself up.
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The temperature a molecule does not have
Temperature fixes a system's average energy and nothing more. The actual energy wanders, by an amount tied to the heat capacity, and the relative size of the wandering falls as one over the square root of the number of degrees of freedom — so a mole has a temperature and a molecule does not.
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The energy that refuses to be shared
Put all the energy of a chain of masses into its longest mode and add a few per cent of nonlinearity, and equipartition says it should spread out among all thirty-two modes and stay there. It does not. It leaks into three or four neighbours and then comes back — almost exactly — and goes on doing so, and the calculation that found this was expected to be a demonstration that it would not happen.
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The condition three modes never meet
Whether two modes of a chain can hand energy to a third is arithmetic on the dispersion relation, and for a chain of masses the answer is never: a sine is concave, so the sum of two frequencies always exceeds the frequency of their sum. The smallest shortfall anywhere on a chain of N masses is π³/4(N+1)³ — never zero, and never far from it — and a shortfall turns a transfer into a beat.
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Half a kT in a piece of wire
Count the quadratic terms in a molecule's energy and equipartition gives a heat capacity. Count them on a transmission line instead and the same theorem gives a resistor's noise voltage — 4kTRΔf, with nothing in it about what the resistor is made of. A fifty-ohm input at room temperature says 0.91 nanovolts in every root hertz, and no design removes it.
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Weighing what cannot be put on a scale
Summed over every coordinate of a bound system, equipartition stops being a statement about temperature and becomes a relation between two averages: twice the kinetic energy equals n times the potential energy for a potential going as the nth power. For gravity that fixes a bound system's total energy from how fast its parts move — so a Doppler shift and an angular size return a mass, and for the Coma cluster the mass they return is fifty times the mass that shines.
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The noise a high Q moves out of the way
Anything held by a spring at a temperature jiggles, and equipartition says exactly how much: the mean square of its displacement is kT divided by the spring's stiffness, whatever the spring is made of and however it is damped. That looks like a floor no measurement can go below. It is a floor on the total, and the total can be moved. An oscillator with little damping puts almost all of its thermal motion into a narrow peak at its own frequency and leaves every other frequency quiet — which is why the mirrors of gravitational-wave detectors hang from fibres of glass that ring for minutes.
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The heat capacity that goes up and comes down
Equipartition promises every way a system can move a fixed share of heat, and for a harmonic oscillator the promise is kept: once the temperature is high enough, it holds one k per oscillator and goes on holding it. A system with only two levels cannot keep it. It absorbs heat while its upper level is filling, then stops — the two levels equally full and nowhere higher to go — so its heat capacity rises to a peak and falls back to zero. The hump, named after Walter Schottky, is the signature of a degree of freedom with a ceiling, and the area under it counts how many states were there.
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The ball that weighs how a gas stores heat
Drop a steel ball into a glass tube that fits it closely, on top of a flask of gas, and it does not fall to the bottom. It bounces, up and down, on the gas trapped beneath it, with a period of about a second. The gas is a spring, and its stiffness is the pressure multiplied by a number that counts how many ways the gas's molecules can hold energy. So a stopwatch on a bouncing ball measures something that otherwise needs a calorimeter: whether the molecules can rotate, whether they can vibrate, and how far a vibration has woken up at the temperature of the room.
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The note that fixed the kelvin
A sphere of argon, struck, rings at a pitch set by the speed of sound in it, and the speed of sound in argon contains only one quantity nobody could compute: the constant that converts a temperature into an energy. Argon's atoms can hold energy in exactly three ways, so its heat capacity is a count rather than a measurement, and its speed of sound is (5/3)kT/m with nothing left over. Ring the sphere at the temperature of melting ice, measure its size with radio waves in the same cavity, and Boltzmann's constant comes out to a part in a million. In 2019 that number stopped being measured and became the definition.